I actually managed to write something I don't hate! Well, the first part of something. It is, even more surprising, not ridiculous!

He grabs Arthur's hand, twists it palm up and swipes his thumb across the inside of his wrist where the skin is thin and delicate. He scrapes it with his nail, and Arthur shivers. His voice is so rough already, just from the thrill of inching that much closer. "Do you have no idea how many years I spent, just hoping for a glimpse of this, right here? How pornographic I find it when you roll up your sleeves to insert a line?"

Okay, maybe I should say it isn't intentionally ridiculous.

Whatever! The point here is I have started this thing! But now gyzym is trying to say I should write the side story to the Care Bears, where Arthur and Eames get married (you know, as Care Bears), and Arthur has to wear a tiara while Cobb straight-faced presides over the entire thing, and Arthur maybe clings to Eames a little bit after she makes them kiss, but that's only because he justifiably terrified of the little girl. JUSTIFIABLY.

RIDICULOUS OR RIDICULOUS, YOU GUYS?

My obsession are reaching ridiculous heights, and I'm too hungry to work on the bakery story unless delicious muffins suddenly start to appear.

So! A poll without radio buttons:

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