ATTENTION LJERS and PASSERS BY, THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT. THE WORDS I AM ABOUT TO SAY ARE VITAL TO YOUR FUTURE:
Never, ever, no matter how good of an idea it may seem at the time, go to the movies and let your little brother pick. I tried to get the other little brother to change his mind. I said, "Oh, I've heard bad things. Let's go watch Narnia instead." "No," he says, "I don't want to watch Narnia. Let's watch Hostel, it's Terrentino."
Oh, lordy, the mistakes that I have made in my life, the mistakes how I have paid for them tonight.
As I told them later, when they came out after the movie had finally ended to find me waiting in the lobby as I had finally walked the hell out, "I put some thought into it," I said, Brother With Sense said, "We should've watched Narnia." "I thought very hard," I said, instead of doing an I-Told-You-So dance, "about how that movie could possibly have been worse, and all I could come up with is that it could've had Jack Black in it."
The moral of this story is: don't go see Hostel. You'll never get thattwo hours hour and a half (I'm going by how much time I actually spent watching that drivel) back.
The end.
Now, ( Tuesday TV Round Up! )
Well, okay, that was a long post.
Never, ever, no matter how good of an idea it may seem at the time, go to the movies and let your little brother pick. I tried to get the other little brother to change his mind. I said, "Oh, I've heard bad things. Let's go watch Narnia instead." "No," he says, "I don't want to watch Narnia. Let's watch Hostel, it's Terrentino."
Oh, lordy, the mistakes that I have made in my life, the mistakes how I have paid for them tonight.
As I told them later, when they came out after the movie had finally ended to find me waiting in the lobby as I had finally walked the hell out, "I put some thought into it," I said, Brother With Sense said, "We should've watched Narnia." "I thought very hard," I said, instead of doing an I-Told-You-So dance, "about how that movie could possibly have been worse, and all I could come up with is that it could've had Jack Black in it."
The moral of this story is: don't go see Hostel. You'll never get that
The end.
Now, ( Tuesday TV Round Up! )
Well, okay, that was a long post.
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