psa and tuesday tv round up

[angelgazing]

ATTENTION LJERS and PASSERS BY, THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT. THE WORDS I AM ABOUT TO SAY ARE VITAL TO YOUR FUTURE:

Never, ever, no matter how good of an idea it may seem at the time, go to the movies and let your little brother pick. I tried to get the other little brother to change his mind. I said, "Oh, I've heard bad things. Let's go watch Narnia instead." "No," he says, "I don't want to watch Narnia. Let's watch Hostel, it's Terrentino."

Oh, lordy, the mistakes that I have made in my life, the mistakes how I have paid for them tonight.

As I told them later, when they came out after the movie had finally ended to find me waiting in the lobby as I had finally walked the hell out, "I put some thought into it," I said, Brother With Sense said, "We should've watched Narnia." "I thought very hard," I said, instead of doing an I-Told-You-So dance, "about how that movie could possibly have been worse, and all I could come up with is that it could've had Jack Black in it."

The moral of this story is: don't go see Hostel. You'll never get that two hours hour and a half (I'm going by how much time I actually spent watching that drivel) back.

The end.


Now,


Dear Channel Two,

When I want to watch basketball... Okay, no, I never want to watch basketball. But I especially don't want to watch it when SCRUBS is supposed to be on.

I hate you. You deserve all your bad ratings.

No love,
Me


Dear House,

WTF, man? WTF? You're supposed to be smarter than that! Stacey? Really? Cause honestly, EW.

Disappointed,
Me


Dear House Writers,

So, uh, I'll take Foreman/Cuddy for a buck fifty please.

Thanks muchly,
Me


Dear Chase,

You're so cute when you're snarky and almost defiant.

I just want to pet you. Is that weird?

Love,
Me


Dear Cameron,

Shut up and die.

Thanks,
Me


Dear Stacy,

Why are you still here?

WHY?!

Hate,
Me


Dear Sammy,

So, do you remember, back when you were cute!Dean and I loved you more than all the other boyfrinds of Rory? (Which, admittedly, isn't saying much.) Yeah, I still like you, but it's kind of like, next to Hot!Dean...

Well, I'm sure you've seen the photos and understand.

I hope we can still be friends,
Me


Dear Supernatural writers,

You're just messing with me now, aren't you? I mean, really. Really? No other brothers on TV are that gay. At least not with each other.

It's like you sit there and think, "how can we send our audience a little further into the depths of hell this week?"

Personally, I think it's suspicious. Someone should check and see who all you've signed contracts with and the like.

Weak willed,
Me


Dear Dean,

I think, every week, I think, "Huh, I really love Dean. I mean, really. I think I love him more than I do last week."

Every week. This week, I thought it like ten times.

Your conversational skills are, honestly, an inspiration to me. One day, I hope that I too can converse that way.

With much more love than last new episode,
Me


Dear ASP,

Oh, I am so over you.

Bitch.

Hatefilled,
Me


Dear Luke,

I want to hit you.

And not in the fun ways,
Me


Dear Sookie,

STFU.

Seriously,
Me


Dear Lane,

I want to learn you customer service skills. I really, really do. You're your mother tonight, but that's kinda cool. I want to learn her customer service skills too.

You were one of the bright spots in tonight's show,
Me





Well, okay, that was a long post.

Comments

[restless-jedi.livejournal.com]

Bad Nichole! You made me giggle, out in the family room, in the middle of the night!
But your letters to Sam and Dean are way better than mine.

[angelgazing.livejournal.com]

Oh, yes, bad me. ::raises eyebrow::

[restless-jedi.livejournal.com]

I may even have to punish you with porn.