OMG WHY SO DEAD, LJ?

::pokes the internet with a stick::

I'm bored.

Quick! Cliff, Shag or Marry:

JGL, RDJ, TOM HARDY.

Apparently, James Gunn took a Twitter poll over celebrities you would most like to fuck. I take issue with the resulting list of winners.*

So, I've decided we need to redo this thing on LJ. Yes, yes, we do. So, tell me:

WHICH CELEBRITY WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO DO FILTHY, FILTHY THINGS TO AND/OR WITH?

I'm not asking which one you'd want to date. I'm not asking which one you want to marry. I want to know which one you want to get down and dirty with. When you're drinking an a Saturday night with friends playing Cliff, Shag and Marry** who do you always shag?

Give me photographic evidence as to why!

Ready... set... GO.




* Nobody beats Robert Downey. No. I don't believe it for a second. What the hell.

** I am totally willing to do this, too, in the comments.