I got kidnapped last night for my birthday and taken to a comedy club! Well, first I was taken to a piercing place. My nose is pierced now! It's kind of stupidly big because it was all they had that wasn't nickle. But!

OMG I got so, so, so very wasted.

Like, seriously, I'm glad I was the only one there with a camera. I have control of the pictures. bwahahahaha. So. Very. Wasted.

And the only thing I had twice was a shot of Jose. That bastard. I need to eat because I'm getting ready to go get my tattoo, but my tummy is grumbling about that plan. Hm. It's been a while, so I'd let myself forget how Jose always ties me up in knots.

Seriously. The plan was to numb my face.

Success!

I have the best friends, you guys, for real.

There's really no point to this post, except: \o/

Which I, um, might totally do a lot when I've been drinking. Maybe.

You'll never find photographic evidence.