So, I know this is going to be ALL OVER EVERYONE'S F-LIST, but, I must say, re: Iron Man 2: OMG SO AWESOME. SO VERY AWESOME. I WANT TO SEE IT AGAIN ALREADY. RIGHT NOW. I WANTED TO SEE IT AGAIN HALF WAY THROUGH.

Other commentary without spoilers:

• I love Tony Stark so much it is borderline certifiable. I am not even kidding.
  
• IT IS NOT POSSIBLE FOR RDJ TO BE ANY HOTTER THAN HE IS IN THIS MOVIE WITHING MELTING ANY SURFACE HE COMES IN CONTACT WITH.
  
• Which would honestly be a shame, because damn he looks good in those suits.
  
• You know how sometimes you are so, so excited for a movie that you are almost certain nothing in the world can live up to that excitement? Like, you are expecting so much awesome it is sort of doomed to disappoint you in some small way, no matter how much you keep telling yourself that you're being a crazy person to EXPECT so much? Yeah. THIS IS THE MOVIE THAT BLOWS YOU AWAY BY EXCEEDING THE ALREADY INSANE LEVELS OF AWESOME YOU ARE EXPECTING, OK.
  

I, uh, am sure I also had commentary about SPN. But Tony Stark has stolen ALL MY ATTENTION.