Hey, look, ficlets! Wait, they probably can't even be called that. Drabbles! Something, whatever, let's pretend it was something awesome and productive.


( We Move Along - SPN - 274 words )


( Disney Never Would've Done It Like This - AD - George Michal/Maeby - 281 words )

1) The Worst Misery of His Life - Sports Night - Danny, Casey - Gen - 400 words
2) Just Like Deju Vu Was Once - AD - George Michael/Maeby - 250 words
3) A Patterned Lack of Success - O11 - Danny, Rusty - 350 words
4) I've lost my slash
5) Remix is due in three weeks. I'm freaking out now, kthnx.
6) Still owe moonix her "drabble"
7) Wasn't around at the time, so I say a week or so late: Happy Birthday, Kim!
8) Ugh. Work hard.
9) Seriously now. I've been watching Dark Angel because of Jensen Ackles.
10) It's led to all the bad, bad places you'd expect.

1) Until the Rain Lets Up - Sirius/Remus - 100 words
2) Jubilee, Won't You Come For Me - Harry/Draco - 100 words
3) Keeping Still Only Keeps Us Down - Harry/Draco - 100 words
4) Memories Slip - Firefly (gen) - 100 words
5) Note My Dancing Shoes - Maeby/George Michael - 100 words
6) Now really, really get with writing me JD/Cox fic. I've earned it!
7) I should've packed like two hours ago, at least.
8) Happy New Year!

(1) It's not fair that other people get to be arty and nonlinear and I don't.

(2) Fuck Fox. Seriously. Fuck them a fucking lot. You know what's taking over for Arrested Development and Kitchen Confidential? Dancing with the Stars ON ICE. And I haven't even started on how they're moving Bones to the same time slot that Veronica Mars and Lost are in. Yeah, not gonna get to what that one anymore.

(3) Speaking of ( omg Veronica Mars )

(4) Reality TV needs to die. It's ruining America. I want a t-shirt with a quote from Bones last night, randomly: "You're the reason civilization is declining"

(5) Seriously, with the sad, sad loss of Bones in January, the number of shows I watch on Fox has gone from 5 to 1. Fox does not want me watching their channel. House should clearly be afraid.

(6) I must admit, Stephen Colbert has the most talented left eyebrow in the business.

(7) Oh, CSI: NY will never learn. Clunky product placement, random chicks hitting on Mac, Danny having a girlfriend named Cindy to help and aid in said clunky product placement... None of it will stop my slashing. None of it. Mac/Danny/Hawkes OT3!

(8) In the month of November, I wrote 5,610 words.

(9) If my word count for December is under 12,000 I will be very, very surprised.

(10) I don't want to write House anymore. It's hard and I'm bad at it. ::whines::

::clears throat::

I present to you, my awkward OTP.


( Abulia - George Michael/Maeby - 100 words )

::clears throat:: Since you lot refuse to entertain me, and, uh, a lot of other reasons (my current inability to title anything), I bring you a meme game!

Put your music folder/playlist on random, pick a line from the first five songs and use them as titles for five drabbles/ficlets. Come on, you know you want to.


( Roll Me Up in Coffee Cake - GG - Gen - G - 100 words )


( (One Minute at a Time) - Supernatural - Gen - PG - 300 words )


( The Morning After Daze - Firefly - River/Mal - PG - 100 words )


( Cigarettes and Sweets - AD - George Michael/Maeby - PG - 200 words )


( In This Desert Dry - HP - Sirius/Remus - PG-13 - 100 words )


Titles are from, in order:
The Shins 'Your Algebra'
The Fight Club Soundtrack 'This is Your Life'
The Vines 'She's Got Something to Say'
Ryan Adams '1974'
The Decemberists 'The Legionnaire's Lament'