(1) Hellooo, Rob Merciano, how have I never noticed you around before?
(2) And what's it gonna take for me to get you and Anderson both standing in the wet, wet rain next hurricane season?
(3) Yes, that was a serious question.
(4) I am still shocked, shocked, I tell you, that I finished all the slashfest fics.
(5) Now I just have to do my shacking up secret santa thingy, and I will be done for like the whole year.
(6) And I'm really not signing up for another ficathon until remix.
(7) And only remix because I cannot resist the temptation of it.
(8) I have a splinter in my thumb that will not come out.
(9) I just felt the need to whine about that. And to, like, remind people that I cannot have just a fic journal. That's craziness.
(10) ( In Five - PG - House/Cuddy banter cut for not being on topic - 200 words )

title: Shooting People for Their Cars
fandom: House
pairing: House/Wilson
rating: pg13
disclaimer: House and everyone else seen herein belong to someone else, far more clever than I.
word count: 1,500
written for: doyle_sb4 who requested House/Wilson, a weird case, and the hospital cafeteria. For slashfest
notes: Much hearting and many thanks and possibly some world acclaim (but no prizes) to luzdeestrellas for the beta, and to carylic for, once again, not ignoring me in the hopes that I'll just go away. 5 of 5 stories for the second round of slashfest


( Shooting People for Their Cars )

title: Play to Win
fandom: House
rating: pg13
words: 2000
disclaimer: I don't own anything.
prompt: House/Wilson: As it turns out, Wilson really likes motorbikes. House likes that he does. [Request by luzdeestrellas] for slashfest


( Play to Win )

title: The Effects of Many Frozen Blue Margaritas on One Australian Doctor
fandom: House: MD
rating: pg13
words: 1000
written for: luzdeestrellas, for slashfest
prompt: Chase would never be stupid enough to turn up at House's place drunk, and, even if he were that stupid, House would certainly never let him in. Maybe.
notes: Thanks restless_jedi for the beta, carylic for letting me know that there was more to the beta job than met the eye, and musesfool for listening to me wibble about titles for ages.


( The Effects of Many Frozen Blue Margaritas on One Australian Doctor )

title: There's an Epidemic in Africa (And I'll Drink the Night Away)
fandom: House
rating: PG13
prompt: 12. We are here to drink beer. We are here to kill war. We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us. - Charles Bukowski
disclaimer: Personally, with all the blame I've been taking, I think I should own something. Sadly, I do not.
summary: It's coming apart at the seems, the odds are probably against them, and they don't care.
words: 2,110
notes: Tons of thanks for luzdeestrellas for doing the beta gig not once, but twice. And to carylic and musesfool for being uber helpful in the me whining about it process.

( There's an Epidemic in Africa (And I'll Drink the Night Away) )

Dear You (yes, You),


I was going to say, "Tuesday TV Round Up is canceled because I am tired omg, please try to contain your disappointment" but the thought made me sad.

So instead I say, give me your Tuesday TeeVee Round Up Letters. You know you've got 'em. There's something you're just dying to write in a note to Dean. There's something you're dying to say to Cameron. You know you want to scream curses in the general direction of ASP. So, give 'em to me. Let me start a trend, man. Please?

And sometime later I'll probably cave and start putting letters up in this space. Yay. 'Ware of Spoilers and blahblahfishcakes.

Love,
Me


ETA:

( House spoilers! )

( Supernatural Spoilers, yay )

( Gilmore Girls )

( cut for length, fangirlly letters, and most likely vague spoilers for Supernatural, Gilmore Girls, Bones, House and whatever else pops into my head to comment on )

::coughs:: I maybe had a lot to say about Supernatural. omgilovemylittlecestshow. I want to make icons that say "theirloveissodysfunctional" but I like to think that I'm above the age of twelve. Sometimes. Also it'd be hard to fit.

title: Truth Begins in Lies
fandom: House
rating: R
summary: Chase doesn't know, except he does, he's being punished, except he's not, and everyone really is a liar.
words: 1,500
notes: So carylic says to me, "House/Chase cane bed restraints molesting!" Well, maybe she didn't say it exactly like that, but that's how I heard it. And so there is this, by way of 15 drabbles. (100 words according to Word, which is, admittedly, screwed, but I'm going with it anyway.) So I request that you, you know, blame her. She also gets credit for the title.


( Truth Begins in Lies )

I win at life!

Written for me, in mutual hatred of one Dr. Allison Cameron, by "a friend" who does not wish to have their name released.

( Exhibit A )


( Exhibit B )


( Exhibit C )


( Exhibit D )


( Exhibit E )


( Exhibit F )


( Exhibit G )


I rest my case. ::hearts::