cause it's good to have friends

[angelgazing]

I win at life!

Written for me, in mutual hatred of one Dr. Allison Cameron, by "a friend" who does not wish to have their name released.



Cameron makes the whiny, pouty face and expects things to be all better.

House flicks through his copy of 'Dirty Doctors: The Manly Medics" and tries to ignore her.

"I wanna give you a hug. Make you all better."

House is too busy pretending to read the article next to a rather naked picture of an aroused Wilson.

"Awwwwwwwwwwwww" she sulks for another hour.







*chase and cameron are pretending to do 'work' in one of the labs*

Cam: But I just know he's a good soul inside. All he needs is a hug to cheer him up.
Chase: Nah, blowjobs work well enough.
Cam: What?!
Chase: Er ... nothing.







*wilson ... trying to escape is walking done one of the many corridors ... cameron descends*

Cam: You've known him forever, do you think he'd like my offering of this adorable stuffed teddybear?
*wilson gives her the 'the hell, bitch? you mad?" look*
Cam: I just know he has a soft, sensitive side.
Wil: Yeah, his thighs.
Cam: What?!
Wil: Er ... nothing.







cameron is eating lunch with foreman while chase and wilson seem to be discussing something and snickering*

Cam: I wonder where House is?
Foreman: Shit! House! *jumps up to leave* Ah, now which floor is the glove storage room on?
Cam: What?!
Foreman: Er ... nothing







*cameron and volger do the duel faceoff thing as a tumbleweed rolls between them*

Cam: So I heard no-one has to get fired now?
Volger: It was nothing personal. But House and I have reached a mutual understanding that involves liquid latex.
Cam: What?!
Volger: Er ... nothing.







*cameron is doing the 'woe to another chick' cliche at cuddy ... cuddy is just so thrilled*

Cam: And so then I stayed up all night, hugging my pillow and staring at the phone.
Cuddy: House? Phone? Damn! *slaps forehead and drags out cell phone, speed dialling House's office extension* So ... what are you wearing?
Cam: *looks over sharply* What?!
Cuddy: Er ... nothing. *walks away for some privacy*







*House is reading what is actually a porno, hiding in front of his clipboard when Cameron appears out of nowhere ... what is with this chick?*

Cam: Hi, Dr House. Wanna go on a date tonight?
House: Sorry, busy.
Cam: Tomorrow?
House: Busy.
Cam: The next day?
House: Busy.
Cam: Well, when won't you be busy?
House: About the time the entire staff gets fired and I lose both hands in an accident.
Cam: What?!
House: Er ... nothing.





I rest my case. ::hearts::