I WROTE THE INCEPTION TEAM AS CARE BEARS, YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID

[angelgazing]

I actually managed to write something I don't hate! Well, the first part of something. It is, even more surprising, not ridiculous!

He grabs Arthur's hand, twists it palm up and swipes his thumb across the inside of his wrist where the skin is thin and delicate. He scrapes it with his nail, and Arthur shivers. His voice is so rough already, just from the thrill of inching that much closer. "Do you have no idea how many years I spent, just hoping for a glimpse of this, right here? How pornographic I find it when you roll up your sleeves to insert a line?"

Okay, maybe I should say it isn't intentionally ridiculous.

Whatever! The point here is I have started this thing! But now gyzym is trying to say I should write the side story to the Care Bears, where Arthur and Eames get married (you know, as Care Bears), and Arthur has to wear a tiara while Cobb straight-faced presides over the entire thing, and Arthur maybe clings to Eames a little bit after she makes them kiss, but that's only because he justifiably terrified of the little girl. JUSTIFIABLY.

RIDICULOUS OR RIDICULOUS, YOU GUYS?

Comments

[gyzym.livejournal.com]

BRILLIANT I DEMAND IT

[angelgazing.livejournal.com]

RIDIIIIIIIICULOUS!

[aredblush.livejournal.com]

gyzym IS MY NEW HERO! I VOTE YES!

[angelgazing.livejournal.com]

YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE ON MY SIDE! YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO SAY, "NO. NO, NICHOLE. STOP BEING RIDICULOUS AND FINISH THE FIVE THINGS FIC. OR FINISH THE BALLROOM AU. DON'T START ANOTHER PROJECT, YOU FREAKING NUT."

*shakes head*

What to doooo, oh what to do.

[aredblush.livejournal.com]

I AM SORRY! I PLEDGED MY LOYALTY TO THE CRUSADE FOR HAPPINESS! YOU'VE BECOME MY MOST CHERISHED WEAPON (the joy you bring me!) AND SO I CAN'T STOP YOU WHEN YOU GO ON A CAMPAIGN FOR JOY OF YOUR OWN FREE WILL (ilu!)

GO FORTH, MY DEAR! GO DEFEAT THE GLOOM AND COME BACK VICTORIOUS! *waves you off from the ramparts*

[angelgazing.livejournal.com]

OMG PONY ROBERRRRRT OMG HOW SO ADORABLE, LITTLE CARTOON?

ILU! BUT BUT BALLROOM. THE OTHER FOUR KISSES!

[aredblush.livejournal.com]

I COULDN'T RESIST ANYMORE! I HAD TO HAVE A PONY ROBERT ICON!

YOU CAN'T CHOOSE A GOOD ACTION OVER ANOTHER! YOU MUST DO THEM ALL AT ONCE! :D

[musesfool.livejournal.com]

I believe the word you're looking for is riCOCKulous!

[angelgazing.livejournal.com]

HOW DO I KEEP FORGETTING THAT WORD?

[musesfool.livejournal.com]

I DO NOT KNOW! IT IS A MOST AWESOME WORD!

[jibrailis.livejournal.com]

SO RIDICULOUS. DO IT NOW.

Everything in life can be bettered with Care Bears AU.

[angelgazing.livejournal.com]

IT IS THE MOST RIDICULOUS. EAMES HAS NEVER BEEN HAPPIER! ARTHUR'S LIFE HAS NEVER BEEN HARDER! ARIADNE MIGHT HAVE ACTUALLY BURST A SEAM FROM LAUGHING!

I just. I do not even know. /o\