So, last night after finally getting my brain to shut down and go to sleep sometime after 4 this morning, I woke up suddenly around 6 plagued with thoughts of a Puck/Kurt fic. Because my brian hates me. It's the self-appointed!bodyguard fake!boyfriend fic! The summary would be: Puck thinks he's Batman, Kurt thinks he's nuts, and everyone else thinks they're dating.

However, in the harsh light of slightly-more-than-two-hours-of-sleep, it seems like it would be ill-advised to write a story filled with Batman jokes, since I just wrote a Puck/Kurt fic filled with Clark Kent and other comic book superhero jokes. Thoughts? Suggestions? Opinions?

I am behind on e-mails, and comments, and TV, but right at this moment I'm waiting for my mom to get off the phone so I can watch Shutter Island. Look at me, extending my movie marathoning to Hot Inception Actors. Though, seriously, I'm going right back to JGL. Brick is burning a hole in my instant queue.

Also, my mother failed to record White Collar in order to get Top Chef Masters or some other ridiculous reality cooking show. I am not pleased, not please at all.

Times like these, I need a JGL cranky-face icon. He gives the best cranky-face. It makes me giggle every time.