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angelgazing ([personal profile] angelgazing) wrote2010-08-03 09:55 pm

put the horse before the cart

So, last night after finally getting my brain to shut down and go to sleep sometime after 4 this morning, I woke up suddenly around 6 plagued with thoughts of a Puck/Kurt fic. Because my brian hates me. It's the self-appointed!bodyguard fake!boyfriend fic! The summary would be: Puck thinks he's Batman, Kurt thinks he's nuts, and everyone else thinks they're dating.

However, in the harsh light of slightly-more-than-two-hours-of-sleep, it seems like it would be ill-advised to write a story filled with Batman jokes, since I just wrote a Puck/Kurt fic filled with Clark Kent and other comic book superhero jokes. Thoughts? Suggestions? Opinions?

I am behind on e-mails, and comments, and TV, but right at this moment I'm waiting for my mom to get off the phone so I can watch Shutter Island. Look at me, extending my movie marathoning to Hot Inception Actors. Though, seriously, I'm going right back to JGL. Brick is burning a hole in my instant queue.

Also, my mother failed to record White Collar in order to get Top Chef Masters or some other ridiculous reality cooking show. I am not pleased, not please at all.

Times like these, I need a JGL cranky-face icon. He gives the best cranky-face. It makes me giggle every time.

[identity profile] pyroclastic.livejournal.com 2010-08-04 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
DO IT. THERE CAN NEVER BE TOO MUCH BATMAN.

[identity profile] angelgazing.livejournal.com 2010-08-04 06:07 am (UTC)(link)
HEE! KURT MAKES FUN OF HIM A LOT AND PUCK CALLS MIKE AND MATT "ROBINS" BECAUSE THEY ARE ALWAYS IN THE PLURAL. THEN KURT STAGES A "TAKE BACK THE HALLS" RALLY. PUCK IS HORRIFIED BY THE IMPLICATION THAT HE IS NOT BEATING BACK THE BULLYING WITH THE SHEER FORCE OF HIS BRUCE WAYNE-ESQUE BADASSERY.

And one time, he catches Matt and Mike laying out why Kurt is actually way more Bruce Wayne than Puck could ever be, with the kick ass car and the weird leather outfits. But he refuses to acknowledge that until it goes away, because whatever. It's like they've never seen his guns.

[identity profile] rebootuniverse.livejournal.com 2010-08-04 05:20 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm sorry... how would a fic filled with batman jokes be a bad thing?

Also, Top Chef Masters? Is an awesome show, your mom has good taste

[identity profile] angelgazing.livejournal.com 2010-08-04 10:04 pm (UTC)(link)
...I have fears of seeming one-note? I suppose I could just justify it in my head by making them part of the same universe, without ever acknowledging it in print... Hmmm...


I can't watch cooking shows, because it grosses me out when they start cutting the meat. I watch cake shows. ACE OF CAKES!

[identity profile] rebootuniverse.livejournal.com 2010-08-04 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)
one-note of awesome, maybe. Besides, one was Superman, the other is Batman, TWO COMPLETELY DIFFERENT THINGS.

ACE OF CAKES. Fuck that "Cake Boss" dude, Duff is much better

[identity profile] angelgazing.livejournal.com 2010-08-04 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
HEE! HOW COULD I EVER FORGET?

WORD. Duff is totally aces! But Geof is my favorite. I sort of want to be him when I grow up. He's so quiet and hilarious. And the episode with the pineapple cake getting cancelled, where he'd clearly waited around for hours to make his one dead-panned remark about it getting canned? I totally fell in love. Shhh. It's a secret.

[identity profile] rebootuniverse.livejournal.com 2010-08-04 10:46 pm (UTC)(link)
SHAME!

IKR? I love Geoff, he's so ludacrisly laid back, it's ridiculous.

[identity profile] angelgazing.livejournal.com 2010-08-04 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
I hang my head, I assure you!

YES! And he also makes very awesome cakes every time! I always think it's hilarious when Duff has to work on a cake with him, because Duff get's so focused, and has to fix things that do not meet Geof's standards of excellence. Also, now I totally want a Glee Ace of Cake's AU, but I can't figure out how that casting would work at all. So maybe just a random bakery AU.

[identity profile] rebootuniverse.livejournal.com 2010-08-04 10:54 pm (UTC)(link)
I WOULD READ THE HELL OUT OF THAT FIC

[identity profile] aredblush.livejournal.com 2010-08-04 06:18 pm (UTC)(link)
I VOTE YES ON BATMAN JOKES!

[identity profile] angelgazing.livejournal.com 2010-08-04 10:07 pm (UTC)(link)
HEE!

Puck would brood, you know, because Batman makes it seem pretty badass. Not for any other reason. Especially not any reason related to Hummel, of all people.

[identity profile] aredblush.livejournal.com 2010-08-05 08:45 am (UTC)(link)
:DDD

Does Puck try to style his 'hawk according to his new Batman-y attitude? Like, making two point at the front to make it look like Bat-ears? *giggles hysterically*

[identity profile] angelgazing.livejournal.com 2010-08-06 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
Of course he does. This is the Puckster, after all.

He also randomly uses the Batman voice, for some reason, Kurt finds this hilarious. He has no idea why.