put the horse before the cart

[angelgazing]

So, last night after finally getting my brain to shut down and go to sleep sometime after 4 this morning, I woke up suddenly around 6 plagued with thoughts of a Puck/Kurt fic. Because my brian hates me. It's the self-appointed!bodyguard fake!boyfriend fic! The summary would be: Puck thinks he's Batman, Kurt thinks he's nuts, and everyone else thinks they're dating.

However, in the harsh light of slightly-more-than-two-hours-of-sleep, it seems like it would be ill-advised to write a story filled with Batman jokes, since I just wrote a Puck/Kurt fic filled with Clark Kent and other comic book superhero jokes. Thoughts? Suggestions? Opinions?

I am behind on e-mails, and comments, and TV, but right at this moment I'm waiting for my mom to get off the phone so I can watch Shutter Island. Look at me, extending my movie marathoning to Hot Inception Actors. Though, seriously, I'm going right back to JGL. Brick is burning a hole in my instant queue.

Also, my mother failed to record White Collar in order to get Top Chef Masters or some other ridiculous reality cooking show. I am not pleased, not please at all.

Times like these, I need a JGL cranky-face icon. He gives the best cranky-face. It makes me giggle every time.

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[angelgazing.livejournal.com]

HEE! KURT MAKES FUN OF HIM A LOT AND PUCK CALLS MIKE AND MATT "ROBINS" BECAUSE THEY ARE ALWAYS IN THE PLURAL. THEN KURT STAGES A "TAKE BACK THE HALLS" RALLY. PUCK IS HORRIFIED BY THE IMPLICATION THAT HE IS NOT BEATING BACK THE BULLYING WITH THE SHEER FORCE OF HIS BRUCE WAYNE-ESQUE BADASSERY.

And one time, he catches Matt and Mike laying out why Kurt is actually way more Bruce Wayne than Puck could ever be, with the kick ass car and the weird leather outfits. But he refuses to acknowledge that until it goes away, because whatever. It's like they've never seen his guns.