ATTENTION LJERS and PASSERS BY, THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT. THE WORDS I AM ABOUT TO SAY ARE VITAL TO YOUR FUTURE:

Never, ever, no matter how good of an idea it may seem at the time, go to the movies and let your little brother pick. I tried to get the other little brother to change his mind. I said, "Oh, I've heard bad things. Let's go watch Narnia instead." "No," he says, "I don't want to watch Narnia. Let's watch Hostel, it's Terrentino."

Oh, lordy, the mistakes that I have made in my life, the mistakes how I have paid for them tonight.

As I told them later, when they came out after the movie had finally ended to find me waiting in the lobby as I had finally walked the hell out, "I put some thought into it," I said, Brother With Sense said, "We should've watched Narnia." "I thought very hard," I said, instead of doing an I-Told-You-So dance, "about how that movie could possibly have been worse, and all I could come up with is that it could've had Jack Black in it."

The moral of this story is: don't go see Hostel. You'll never get that two hours hour and a half (I'm going by how much time I actually spent watching that drivel) back.

The end.


Now, ( Tuesday TV Round Up! )



Well, okay, that was a long post.

Today, my friends, Alice my lj turns two. It's so hard to believe, really, that it's been two whole years. 476 (excluding this one) entries. 2,914 comments posted. ::sniffs:: They grow up so fast!


Clearly, as a celebration, you lot should write me ficlets. Gimmie comment porn! You know you want to.

::bats eyelashes::

You don't want my LJ to feel unloved on her birthday do you? do you? Would you do that to a 2 year old?