I am so bored that it has ceased to be funny. ::glares::

And I cannot write. There are not words for how bad this is now. Because I want to write, and the words are all in my head but not coming out right at all and I hate it when this happens because it leads to badness.

Have rediscovered the reason that I do not write long stories or leave a WIP for more than a week at a time. Because once it hits two weeks on my computer I have the urge to kill it and start all over. This blows. It's horrible. I hate this story so much right now that I'd delete it and start all over except that I can't seem to get another beginning. ::cruses it:: It's uneven and inconsistant and badly written. It's childish and horrid and GOD but I despise it. Fucking Draco, this is all his fault.


Someone :coughChrystalcough:: should totes write me something using this line since I can't: fourteen hands and one more step

Then it'll be out of my head and into your hands and fuck all. I'm tempted to write het.

I announce to all of fandom(s) on the internets world wide that no longer will Feb. 14th be a day for lovers. No longer will the single be signaled out as less than worthy of this day. Oh, for the single shall embrace this day! They shall look around with pity for the boys with girls and the girls with boys and the dateless shall triumph over the badly dated.

For from now on let this day be known all the internet (or livejournal) over as Self-Love Day.


You (the single, or the unsingle who wish to be, or the coupled who just want to play along) have two options on Self-Love Day. You can

a) post (in your journal) wank!fic, and link me to it in comments. You know you want to do it. Show me what you got.

b) post (in your journal) something that you've done, created, lived or are that you love. You love Fic A? Rec it to the world, tell us why you love it. Then go write wank!fic. You love that painting you did in high school? You proud of how your kid turned out? You think more people should know your poetry? You like the colour of your eyes or the turn of your nose? Tell the world! Show the world! Don't let there be any shame here.


Now, go forth and create the wank!fic and spread the idea of Self-Love Day. It's good for everyone.