title: The Effects of Many Frozen Blue Margaritas on One Australian Doctor
fandom: House: MD
rating: pg13
words: 1000
written for: luzdeestrellas, for slashfest
prompt: Chase would never be stupid enough to turn up at House's place drunk, and, even if he were that stupid, House would certainly never let him in. Maybe.
notes: Thanks restless_jedi for the beta, carylic for letting me know that there was more to the beta job than met the eye, and musesfool for listening to me wibble about titles for ages.


( The Effects of Many Frozen Blue Margaritas on One Australian Doctor )

title: There's an Epidemic in Africa (And I'll Drink the Night Away)
fandom: House
rating: PG13
prompt: 12. We are here to drink beer. We are here to kill war. We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us. - Charles Bukowski
disclaimer: Personally, with all the blame I've been taking, I think I should own something. Sadly, I do not.
summary: It's coming apart at the seems, the odds are probably against them, and they don't care.
words: 2,110
notes: Tons of thanks for luzdeestrellas for doing the beta gig not once, but twice. And to carylic and musesfool for being uber helpful in the me whining about it process.

( There's an Epidemic in Africa (And I'll Drink the Night Away) )

title: Truth Begins in Lies
fandom: House
rating: R
summary: Chase doesn't know, except he does, he's being punished, except he's not, and everyone really is a liar.
words: 1,500
notes: So carylic says to me, "House/Chase cane bed restraints molesting!" Well, maybe she didn't say it exactly like that, but that's how I heard it. And so there is this, by way of 15 drabbles. (100 words according to Word, which is, admittedly, screwed, but I'm going with it anyway.) So I request that you, you know, blame her. She also gets credit for the title.


( Truth Begins in Lies )