So, I'm watching Killshot, because, you know, JGL. And JGL is playing a redneck, terrible (redneck) accent, loud, dumb, petty criminal, haircut that reminds me of terrible 80s Keanu Reeves.

I... am still flailing in fangirl glee. I am just not even alright with how much I adore this dude, my god.

In other, less crazy news, Thomas Jane is also hot, and far less crazynuts in this movie.

Dear Internets,

I have now watched RocknRolla, declared my love for all things Guy Ritchie (with the exception of Madonna), and given in to the popular public opinion that Gerard Butler is The Shit.

In return, I ask that you please give me all the Handsome Bob/One Two fic in the world.

xoxo,
Me