Holy shit, you guys, kids are exhausting. How do people do this full time? ::collapses::

I just want to take a hot shower and curl up with a book. But I need to do homework! I've reached the middle ground of fic, obviously, because I fail at responsibility! Responsibility, boo! Boo hiss!

I fail at adulthood. I think I'm just going to embrace that, instead of trying to fight against it.