So far, other than the previously mentioned fic, Puck/Kurt fic has disappointed me on a large and epic scale. I was going to do a whole post about Things That Are Bad And You Shouldn't Do In Fic Ever, Seriously, Not Ever, and then I realized that that's way too douchey even for me.

Also, it would be really, really long, and I am really, really lazy.

Um. It's mostly the douchey thing though, really.

But it does beg the question: what do you qualify as a Thing That Is Bad and Should Never Do In Fic Ever?