Have spent most of (my) morning (re:early afternoon) googling pictures of guys haircuts, taking pictures of them with the (shitty) camera on my phone, and then texting them to my brother. Who kept saying things like "shorter!" and "I'm not emo!"

But emo haircuts are popular, ok, and I think he defines anything with bangs as emo.

Loser.

I'm trying to convince him out of an Adam Sandler faux-hawk and into a Brendon Urie shassies do.

Or at least a cooler fauxhawk.

Yeah, I totally need to be painting, what of it?