Hi, Hi, hi, f-list.

Guess what happened to me today?

GUESS!

Give up?

I got hit by a semi. No, no, I am not joking. This would not be a funny joke. I like to think that I can tell funny jokes, man.

I'm fine and all. Very bruised, in my hip area, but not in the hospital, so, it could've been a lot worse. If I could figure out how to get the pictures from my phone to the internet I would show you. So, you know, I'm alright, for getting hit by a semi. (The semi ended up flipping, but the driver crawled out and refused treatment, so it could've been way, way, way, way worse.)

This is, you know, the second time this year that someone has hit me and totaled my car though, and I've managed to walk away both times. Clearly this means I need another Sentra, because I cannot imagine I'd be alright if I'd been in any other car. (My truck is in the back seat, and the outside of both driver's side doors is gone, but the side airbags went off, and my leg got bumped, not stuck.)

In the mean time!

I clearly need boy cuddling to make it better and I thought you might be just the people I need for that. ::makes puppy eyes::