My head hurts so bad I could cry.

Clearly I need a hot doctor. I've got a lot of them between my fandoms, you know, I want one of my very own right now. I'm not even picky about which one, though hopefully it's one with drugs handy.

Ow.Ow.Ow.

Also, you should all entertain me, in an effort to make me feel better. I'll just wait right here.