'Session log 7846352.2 June something or another 2005:

Jon Stewart is so my pocket TV boyfriend. I know that at least a few of ya on my f-list watch too, so please, tell me, what was the first of the "drink piss straight from the cock" quote? Clearly I need to know.

Furthermore: I am not crazy enough to watch The Notebook just because someone had to post picspam and squee about Ryan Gosling with the kissing and the finger crooking all "come 'ere you know you wanna". Except of course for that I totally am. Jesus Christ on a little pink tricycle. I. Want. Him. Jesus. With the kissing and his hands in her HAIR and the scene with him in the sunglasses and the beard and fuck it, I am a hick, I am allowed. OMG. ::flails::

That is all. There is no more. Really.