Thing teh first: New layout! With a banner by mah twin and the linkies all lines from Chrystal's kick-ass poetry. (Really, s'what it's called. See memories.)

Thing teh second: I know some genius ass people are on my f-list. I know it. That being said, HELP ME. I do not want to research and yet it seems I am going to be writing a fic set in teh ol' west. I need to know some things for this. Like... opium and rent boy are both British, right? What would the ol' west American versions of those be? (OMG because Charlie with his eyes wide and glazed over on his knees--)

Thing teh third: You, you who isn't reading this but who is totally to blame for the images in my head! I love you. lmao

Thing teh fourth: In celebration of my new layout and my great enjoyment of the friend-of number currently being hidden from you all and--and just because I am a fucking sheep [baaah] I cave, for finally and so:

1. Comment and I'll pick one or two of your lj interests and write you a drabble.
2. You have no say as to what I write for you or as to how much it will suck.
3. Copy this and the drabble that is written for you into your journal. (Optional)


You also have no promises that it'll be done soon or soon-ish or whatever. Or that it'll actually be drabble length. Yes, yes I do suck.

OMGWTF LOST?!

::flails::

No. I will NOT spoiler you, affectations. I will, however, say, 'OMGWTF SLASHIEST JACK/BOONE-IEST PROMO EVER OMGOMGOMG!

Also OMG

I hate this fucking show. Hate!

Also, no one is answering my phone calls, so I'm freaking out. Half the people I am most terrified of decided to do the drabble requests (which I am doing. I am. I'll do all of them, it's just going to take me a while... and they probably won't be drabbles. What's the length max for comments in LJ?) so wtf, y'all?

And! And! I don't have a point.

I have Charlie in a brothel in my head. It's disturbing.

OH! I watched Eyes. GAYEST SHOW EVER ON ABC AND I SHIP DANNY/CASEY! Seriously. One of the main characters is out of the closet queer (and pretty) and his ex-boyfriend is Price from Joan of Arcadia and was getting death threats for being a fag and witnessing a hate crime and testifying. And Tim Daly kissed him on the cheek and it was very, very gay and I might really, really like that show just for the shippiness. Which is totally not why I watch other shows. Oh no. ::is shifty::

Er. So. OMGWTFPOLARBEAR!