You know, I really, really, really have an unhealthy sort of love for the internet. I mean, really. Where else could you find fan fic for a show that was only on the air for a handful of episodes because it was. just. that. bad (but slashy?)? Where else can you find a Good Omens/Dogma crossover with the right couples on both sides, told from the POV of a character played by Alan Rickman with Harry Potter mentions. Where else? No where else. Ah, love is the internets.

The internets, however, are very fickle. (It is possible that there really are two internets and one is uber helpful with lots of fun little gems and the other is a let down for a poor girl trying to find something.)

Who would have thought it would be this hard to find the medical term for a specific fetish? It's impossible! It's not like if I dared I couldn't find websites dedicated to said fetish! Woe is me. No, I will not tell you any more on that subject.

Except that it's for the Ficlet Project of Doom.

Still, I suppose all couples have their rough patches and the internet and I will just have to work through this one as we have all the others...

Yes, yes, I am still bored. ::raises eyebrow::