Remmie? Siri? Jim? Jamie? Dray? Drake? Mione? Hermy? Re? Siri*? Delia**?

No. Nonononononono. No. No. No. No. No. Just. No.

Seriously. No.

Don't do it.

I beg you. My forehead begs you. My desk begs you. ***

Oh, and let's rid the world of the phrase "his lover" while we're at it, hmm?****

Thank you. That is all. Ignore if I am offending/repeating/wrong***** which ever you so chose.




* Yes, I realize I mentioned Siri twice. But it is deserving of another mention.
** Oops. Switched fandoms. Still annoys me, so it stays.
*** I feel it time to state for the record that any pet names (love; darling; and the like) that appear in my writing? Pretty much a safe bet to assume that it's being said sarcastically.
**** This is, of course, just my opinion and is in no way stating that it hasn't been done in a manner that didn't completely suck. It's hard in slash******, to deal with pronouns and proper nouns and all that grammar stuff that only a grammar nazi******* such as myself really spends a lot of time thinking of.
***** Not that I am ever wrong, mind you, just that in matters of opinion you******** may be slightly less wrong than you seem at times and I may be slightly less right.
****** No pun intended.*********
******* Is there an LJ group out there for that? Cause, you know, I'd join in a heartbeat.
******** You being generic and not finger pointing and any one person on my flist.
********* This is a lie. It was totally intended. I even reworked the sentence.
********** I just like things in even numbers. I should be writing but can't. I am broken. Someone fix me?