Basically the fact that Hunger Games doesn't have a fandom to rival HP is very disappointing to me. In my soul. And all my feels are belong to Peeta.

Whatever, have a story. Title and cut text from Gretel in Darkness by Louise Glück.

This Is the World We Wanted - Hunger Games - Katniss/Peeta - 430 words
( We are there still and it is real, real )

1) Last Monday, I told aredblush that obviously the only way to really celebrate Danger Days coming out was with, will art. (Art is the weapon!) And she drew me killjoys! So amazing, guys! So amazing!

2) In exchange, she asked for the killjoys from the girl's POV. So this happened:

The Same Old Story - Killjoys - gen - 405 words
( Girl you got to be what tomorrow needs )

3) A few days ago gyzym and I were talking about an Oregon Trail AU, because we crack ourselves up. And because Inception is possible! aredblush just DREW IT AND IT IS GLORIOUS AND YOU SHOULD ALL GO LOOK AND ADOOORE HER BASICALLY, OKAY

4) UM TO THE AWESOME PERSON WHO HAS BEEN STUCK WITH ME FOR YULETIDE: I fail at letters, so, so, let me just say, I enjoy happy things, banter, pining, banter, seeing how two people are with each other, banter, friendship, banter, cuddling, banter, and even ridiculous AUs. You should feel no obligation to follow my optional details, and write something you like. I'm sure it will be fantastic. Happy writing, and thank you so much!

5) Speaking of cuddling, a poll!
[Poll #1650216]

title: Ride On With the Light On
fandom: Inception
pairing: Arthur/Eames
rating: PG13 all for talk instead of action
words: 4180
summary: Beer is deep fried, Zero Gravity is more than a euphemism, and Arthur is totally just in it for the blow job. No, really. That's all.
notes: This is for aredblush because she drew it, so I had to write it. Blame can, as always be placed with her and gyzym for encouraging me every step of the way. Extra bonus points to musesfool for finding me a title without even reading it.

Totally fantastic art by the amazing aredblush can be found here. GO LOOK. GO LOOK AND FALL IN LOVE WITH HOW WONDERFUL IT IS.

( Ride On With the Light On )

OH MY GODDDD PROGRAMMING, I HATE YOU AND ALL YOU CHOSE TO BE.

I am going to fail this test so fucking hard. It might just be a thing of legend. Fuck.

While gyzym is blaming me for everything ever, I continue to keep my finger firmly pointed at aredblush. Which is to say, she forced me to write Handsome Bob/One Two. Well, aredblush and a healthy dose of procrastination. Never underestimate the procrastination.



Now, I will return to studying. And wishing for a quick and less-painful-than-programming death.

title: Like I Wanna Live Now
fandom: Inception
pairing: Arthur/Eames
rating: Acceptable for General Audiences
words: 5525
summary: Arthur hates Eames' clothes. Mostly for how comfortable they are.
notes: If I still had shame, you guys, I would have it for how ridiculous this. Please place all blame in the direction of aredblush, who is a terrible enabler and a fantastic cheerleader. Many, many, many thanks to musesfool for betaing, and titling, and to luzdeestrellas for helping make this postable, so I can continue to win our contest.

Also with artwork by aredblush!

( In a rare turn of events, Arthur doesn't blame Eames. )

Remix authors were revealed today! Due to extreme laziness, I probably will not be reposting mine here. But, for those interested, a fake lj-cut header!

title: The City Is at War (The Can't Stop the Music Mix)
original story: The City Is at War by marksykins
fandom: bandom
rating: general audiences
summary: "I had a dream," Gabe said, only halfway to serious, pointing a finger to the sky, "where a cobra from the future visited me and told me that it was our duty to take the music back. To take it all back, consequences be damned. Cause it may be the end of the world, motherfuckers, but I'm throwing the motherfucking party."

( No one remembers when The Takeover began. )


Random commentary and note things: ( behind the real cut )

Why, yes, I should be doing important things like sleeping, or studying for midterms. But you should all know me better than that by now anyway. This doesn't even let me cross anything off my to-do list.

title: 52 Pickup
fandom: SPN
rating: pg
summary: There was never a time when Dean would say, "don't" and Sam wouldn't, because there was never a time when Dean would say it, until he did.
notes: I actually wrote Sam/Dean. You guys, I've been trying to do this for years, only to have it come up gen every time. Big, big thanks to luzdeestrellas and musesfool for telling me when I'm not wearing clothes, and betaing, and making this better.

( It's not that there's nothing coming for them; it's just that they're harder to find. )

New Supernatural in two hours! Have something that will be jossed afterwards!

title: The Waffle Option Initiative
fandom: SPN
rating: PG
summary: The giant neon sign on top of the building was flickering, just a little, and not doing Sam's pasty face any favors. It said, Lou's Lo-Fi Waffle Wonderland. Underneath that was a billboard that said, Music Minus Misery. Beneath that, it said: Lou's Live Late Nights. Below that it said: Awesome Acoustics, Almighty Alliteration, Wonderful Waffles. And under that, in small font, was: Better than anything else in heaven or hell.
notes: This is all entirely musesfool's fault. She made me do it. She wrote some of the funniest lines, and she betaed. Really, she made me. I'm like an indentured servant to her whims. I cannot get this to code 100% to my satisfaction, so, please, tell me how to fix it.

( The Waffle Option Initiative )

title: Never Slapped Five with God: 44 Lines About 22 Deaths
summary: The brief lives and many deaths of Castiel, Angel of the Lord.
rating: pg
fandom: Supernatural
notes: This is all musesfool's fault, alright, I was sitting around innocently, minding my own business, and then she made me write this. She also gave me the summary, and the structure, and betaed. Also based on the alt tag of this A Softer World comic.

( The brief lives and many deaths of Castiel, Angel of the Lord )

I have painted the hallway, and between that and Wii boxing I may not be able to move at all tomorrow, because I am so very, very out of shape. Ow.

I have listened to New Perspective no less than 40 times, and Changes once. I'm trying really hard not to be mad at Ryan Ross for, you know, deciding it would be a good idea to release these things the same day. It's only kind of working, so I've decided to get back to him when New Perspective loses it's shine.

It might take a while, I'll admit.

The other remix story I wrote! A pinch hit for luzdeestrellas though lord knows I'm not fond of her or anything. Nor am I in anyway grateful for always being able to send her all kinds of ridiculous things about tiny emo boys whose names I bet she wishes she didn't know.

This one was hard to write just because Laura and I tend to write in pretty much the same style (which is probably why her beta-fu works for me so often?) so to try and do it differently was challenging. Plus it was a fandom that, though I've wanted to do for ages, I never actually had. This original, seriously, has one of my very favorite lines ever in J2 fic. It still makes me all "guuuh" after a hell of a lot of reads and stealing it for this one.

Title: Ain't Scared of Lightning (The Beer by Beer Remix)
Summary: If you want to drown yourself in it like it'll replace drowning yourself in him, well, it can be your best kept secret.
Rating: PG
Fandom: SPN RPF
Original Story: Ain't Scared of Lightning by luzdeestrellas
Notes: Lots of thanks to musesfool for all her help, and betaing, and coming up with the remix subtitling, and making the ending not suck.

( Ain't Scared of Lightning (The Beer by Beer Remix) )