MY KILLJOY NAME IS BITCH-BOT VIOLENCE

[angelgazing]

OH MY GODDDD PROGRAMMING, I HATE YOU AND ALL YOU CHOSE TO BE.

I am going to fail this test so fucking hard. It might just be a thing of legend. Fuck.

While gyzym is blaming me for everything ever, I continue to keep my finger firmly pointed at aredblush. Which is to say, she forced me to write Handsome Bob/One Two. Well, aredblush and a healthy dose of procrastination. Never underestimate the procrastination.



Now, I will return to studying. And wishing for a quick and less-painful-than-programming death.

Comments

[gyzym.livejournal.com]

ONLY BECAUSE EVERYTHING EVER IS ALL YOUR FAULT

[angelgazing.livejournal.com]

LIIIES. I JUST WANTED YOU TO TELL ME NOT TO WRITE CUPID ARTHUR! THAT'S ALL!

[gyzym.livejournal.com]

YOU KNOW HOW I AM THOUGH

[angelgazing.livejournal.com]

I DIDN'T MAKE YOU THAT WAY.

[aredblush.livejournal.com]

Oh sure, keep blaming me! It's not like you are the one who made me leave my old fandom house to go on a merry chaseadventure with the Inception Circus! You can only blame yourself :P

[angelgazing.livejournal.com]

... Just so we're clear, you do understand that you will one day have to draw me a Circus AU, right? Old school! GOD I DON'T KNOW I JUST WANT IT.

[aredblush.livejournal.com]

I, uh... *blinks* Okay, so. Apparently I've developed a pavlovian reaction to your prompt because I have 7 tabs open re: circus and its arts. I've decided Yusuf is the calliope player (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calliope_%28music%29) and Arthur does aerial acts like trapeze or corde lisse or something. Eames is the illusionist? And Saito has to be the ringmaster. Ariadne does something badass like sword swallowing or knife throwing. Cobb... uh, maybe Cobb should be illusionist (so Mal can be the shade!) and Eames could be paired with Arthur for acrobatics? Thoughts?

[angelgazing.livejournal.com]

WIN. :DDDDDDDD

OH GOD. OH GOD, HOW TO CAST THIS. I LOVE EAMES AS THE ILLUSIONIST! LOOOVE. HE AND ARTHUR ARE SO STARCROSSED! ALWAYS COMPETING FOR THE TOP BILLING!

UM. UM. COBB CAN BE THE LION TAMER? OR ARIADNE CAN BE THE LION TAMER, (BECAUSE SHE, YOU KNOW, TAMES COBB'S CRAZY IN CANON?) AND COBB CAN BE THE ONE WITH THE SWORD SWALLOWING/KNIFE THROWING?

I DON'T KNOW ALL THE THINGS ARE AMAAAAZING.

[aredblush.livejournal.com]

OMG SHUT UP! I'VE BEEN READING WIKIPAGES AND WATCHING VIDEOS ALL AFTERNOON WTF!

ARIADNE IS THE MF LION TAMER! I ACTUALLY ENTERTAINED THE IDEA OF MAKING COBB THE ONE MANNING THE FLEA CIRCUS, BUT THEN I THOUGHT THAT WOULD MAKE FOR A VERY SAD COBB :((( MAYBE HE CAN BE THE JUGGLER WITH THE SQUINTY FACE AND THE SIDEKICK CAPUCHIN NAMED MAL?

I HATE YOU OMG! MY TO DO LIST! IT WAS SO SHORT AND NEAT! DDD:

[angelgazing.livejournal.com]

BECAUSE YOU LOVE ME, OBVIOUSLY. :DDDDD

LOLOLOL Cobb manning the flea circus would be hilarious. LOL Mal can be his assistant who keeps, like, tripping him or hurting him in some way. Everyone things they are a comedy act! BUT LITTLE DO THEY KNOW.

YOU LOVE ME. LOVE. ALMOST AS MUCH AS I LOVE YOOOOU. :D

[aredblush.livejournal.com]

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MEEEEEE? *wails*

Oh god, can you imagine?! Maybe Cobb and Mal can be the acrobats that use a giant spinning top as a prop in their number! OR Mal is the knives thrower and Cobb is her assistant!

IMPOSSIBLE! I HATELOVE YOU MORE! YOU CAN'T BEAT ME ON THIS ONE!

[angelgazing.livejournal.com]

I GAVE YOU INCEPTION, THAT'S ALL. I BROUGHT YOU <>JOY, NAS. DON'T YOU LIKE JOY?!

I caaaan imagine! Like originally, I'd pictured Cobb as the ringleader, but it makes so much more sense with Saito. I looove the idea of Mal as the knife thrower! Ahh I LOVE ALL YOUR IDEAS. ALLL OF THEM. AAAALLL.

[aredblush.livejournal.com]

ARE YOU USING THE IDEOLOGY BEHIND THE CRUSADE FOR HAPPINESS AGAINST ME? D:< NOT COOL, NIC. NOT COOL.

Saito bought all the rings and big tops \o/ Once, Cobb was sick and couldn't perform so Mal asked Arthur to be her assistant, but then she almost took out his knee with a bad-aimed knife and that was the last time he helped her out.

MY IDEAS ARE THE BEST! ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU ADOPT THEM! :D?

[angelgazing.livejournal.com]

I AM, YES. THAT IS WHAT I AM DOING. :D LOOK HOW WELL IT WORKS. HAHAHA.

Oh god! Eames gets like, fierce about the idea of Arthur playing assistant for Mal again. And Arthur is just like, um. UM.

YOUR IDEAS ARE THE BEST. BUT I WOULD HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO WRITE THIS. D:

[aredblush.livejournal.com]

YOU LEARNT WELL, YOUNG PADAWAN...

Well of course he gets fierce. He's been trying to get Arthur to be his assistant for so long...

DAMN. I DON'T KNOW. THIS IS OBVIOUSLY DRABBLE MATERIAL. I am not sketching circus posters. I am not.

[angelgazing.livejournal.com]

IT REALLY, REALLY IS, OKAY, IT IS TOTALLY DRABBLE MATERIAL AT THE VERY LEAST. I WOULD JUST COMPLETELY FAIL AT DOING IT JUSTICE. /O\ BUT I WANT TO SEEEEE OMG!

[delires.livejournal.com]

I WATCHED ROCKNROLLA AND IT WAS TOTALLY AWESOME, YOU WERE SO RIGHT.

Then I read your fic, and it was also awesome - you captured their voices so well, but it is WAY SHORT and OMG WHHHEEEEERRRREEEE IS AAAAALLLLL the Bob/One Two slash?

WHERE IS IT? I NEED THE PRECIOUS. DO YOU HAVE IT?

[angelgazing.livejournal.com]

ISN'T IT THE GREATEST? THE MOVIE, I MEAN, NOT MY SILLY FICLET, THOUGH I AM GLAD YOU LIKED THAT TOO. <333333

I HAVE BEEN BEMOANING THE COMPLETE AND UTTER LACK OF HANDSOME BOB/ONE TWO FOR MONTHS. I have never felt more betrayed by the internet! I mean, there are a few on Archive of Our Own? But when I saw few I mean, like three. It is the most of all depressing things. /o\

[delires.livejournal.com]

OH GOD. I wanted to work on this lamelamelame restaurant fic today but I feel like RocknRolla NEEDS ME, YOU KNOW? GODDAMNIT, THE INTERNET NEEDS ME.

[angelgazing.livejournal.com]

YESSS. THE INTERNET NEEDS ROCKNROLLA FIC. IT IS A SAD AND LONELY PLACE WITHOUT IT.

[delires.livejournal.com]

Unrelated: This one time, I failed an IT test so bad that the school decided to just say that I was ill and missed the test because they were ashamed for me. YES IT WAS THAT BAD.

[angelgazing.livejournal.com]

LOLOLOL I WISH MY SCHOOL WOULD DO THAT.

I had one that was a fill in the black test with terms and blahblahblah WHATEVER the point here is that instead of blanks, like normal professors, he puts "???????" which means my brain immediately goes "????????????" pushing aside aaaall information that had previously been locating that space. That would be my IT class this semester. I'm pretty sure I actually did better on the programming exam, which is just frightening.

[delires.livejournal.com]

Well clearly, I am the LAST person you want to ask about anything IT related. All I can do is type. That is where my skills end.

[angelgazing.livejournal.com]

LOL I can do many, many things with a computer when given step by step instructions. Otherwise I'm like... wait... what?