fucking redneck state

[angelgazing]

ARG!

Just to show you all how VERY redneck this state that I live in is. Just to-- Just so you'll know how Out In The Bloody Sticks I am...

I just had to help my grandmother chase a fucking COW out of our front yard.

No. There aren't pictures. STFU.

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[affectations.livejournal.com]

lol that is hilarious. There was a cow? I would have liked there to be pictures. *g*

[angelgazing.livejournal.com]

There was a cow. A big black cow. It was not afraid of me.

No pictures!

[sabriel.livejournal.com]

Haha, you're like anne of green gables. Only freakishly cool.

[angelgazing.livejournal.com]

lmao It's the freakishly cool that's my saving grace, right? Right?

::snoggles and runs away::

[tinyholidays.livejournal.com]

Wait. Anne is freakishly cool too! *lavishes vast amounts of praise upon the Anne*

[sabriel.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't say Anne was freakishly cool. I would say shes somewhat cool. I mean, shes sorta a square. But gilbert, now, gilbert is the secks.

[tinyholidays.livejournal.com]

While I wouldn't take any amount of compliments away from Gilbert, Anne is quite cool in her own right. Certainly, she was a bit petulant at times, especially in the first book. However, she lived in faerie land. Anne saw the real world as only a jumping-off point, and then made it into the wonderland she dreamt. Anne thought way, way, way outside the box, which, by definition, would prevent her from ever being contained within a square.

[tinyholidays.livejournal.com]

Dude. I have so been there with the livestock. For serious. When we lived in rural Ohio, and I had an hour and a half bus ride to and from school, my bus companions would light their nosehair on fire for entertainment. Yeah. It was classy.

[angelgazing.livejournal.com]

Ha totes classy.

Oi, it's occurred to me that I am surrounded by people made fun of on The Daily Show. This, more than any other, is the reason I Must Escape. ;)

[pufftmg.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha, oh you poor thing. A cow!

I don't have it quite so bad at the moment - I'm living in rural Switzerland - so like, if we didn't have really high front stairs they'd be goats in the living room.

Actually, I wonder why there aren't? I mean, they're called mountain goats - you'd think they could manage some stairs?

[angelgazing.livejournal.com]

That's-- You know, that's really a good question. I was told the other day that goat will get on top of your car (no, I'm not sure how that came up in conversation, but.) so... they can't manage stairs? Hmmm most interesting...

[pufftmg.livejournal.com]

Well they haven't managed stairs yet. But, you know, maybe they're just really sneaky and have huge animal parties while we're away and then act all incompetent when we come home?

[angelgazing.livejournal.com]

Oh, yeah, you know that when you're gone away for the day the goats are having a goat orgy in your livingroom, drunken on getting away with it and dancing on the table tops with lamp shades on their heads.

They snicker when you come home and suspect nothing. Have you ever heard a goat snicker? I'm pretty sure it'd be disconcerning. ;)