fucking redneck state

[angelgazing]

ARG!

Just to show you all how VERY redneck this state that I live in is. Just to-- Just so you'll know how Out In The Bloody Sticks I am...

I just had to help my grandmother chase a fucking COW out of our front yard.

No. There aren't pictures. STFU.

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[tinyholidays.livejournal.com]

Dude. I have so been there with the livestock. For serious. When we lived in rural Ohio, and I had an hour and a half bus ride to and from school, my bus companions would light their nosehair on fire for entertainment. Yeah. It was classy.

[angelgazing.livejournal.com]

Ha totes classy.

Oi, it's occurred to me that I am surrounded by people made fun of on The Daily Show. This, more than any other, is the reason I Must Escape. ;)