fucking redneck state

[angelgazing]

ARG!

Just to show you all how VERY redneck this state that I live in is. Just to-- Just so you'll know how Out In The Bloody Sticks I am...

I just had to help my grandmother chase a fucking COW out of our front yard.

No. There aren't pictures. STFU.

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Oh, yeah, you know that when you're gone away for the day the goats are having a goat orgy in your livingroom, drunken on getting away with it and dancing on the table tops with lamp shades on their heads.

They snicker when you come home and suspect nothing. Have you ever heard a goat snicker? I'm pretty sure it'd be disconcerning. ;)