this post doesn't know what it wants to be when it grows up

[angelgazing]

I am having a day. This is a day of random incoherent rage, but whatever, I'm working on it. The internet makes all the things better, right?

It helps that The Inception Anon Love Meme is still going strong. It's fabulous to know that there are people out there who really just want to make someone else feel better about themselves. There's something to be said for making someone else smile. The whole thing just warms my cold, dead heart. ♥♥♥

I am totally going to have to do a second part to the Steve/Danny pimping post. Partly because I was unaware that I was writing a primer, and partly because I managed to miss art in the last post. But look, look at Steve and Danny. Look how happy they are. Don't you want them to keep smiling and being happy and building sandcastles with Grace? *coughs* The point here, is if you have any Hawaii Five-0 recs, be they fic or art or comms, please for the love of god hand them over.

Seriously, though, seriously, I want the story where Danny gets hurts and Rachel flips out again and threatens to take custody back to court because clearly his life is a danger to Grace, so Steve is like, NO, NO, I GOT THIS. And in order to seem like Danny's is a stable environment he and Danny get married, and Danny moves into Steve's house--all while still recovering from like, a GSW that means Steve goes back and forth from "omg wtf you can't do that" to "stop being such a baby" because he's Steve. And Mary is pissed that she missed the wedding, and Chin is just smug because he called it, and Kono is like getting into fights at even the hint that someone is going to give Steve and Danny shit about being married (though mostly everyone is just like... and this is different how?). And then they figure their shit out and stop pretending like they're only pretending to be totally married. And Rachel is like, well finally, be by at seven for Grace on Friday, would you?

I'm pretty sure seeing the prompt or whatever like this on foxxcub's LJ is the entire reason I ended up watching this show. I want this story so much I can't stand it.

WHAT STORY DO YOU WANT TO SEE, F-LIST?

Comments

[chaoticallyclev.livejournal.com]

Ha, yes. Really, it was all danny's fault for deciding to set out the ground rule that pineapple shouldn't be involved in anyway. Because Steve suddenly developed a taste for pineapple upsidedown cake and claimed it was a family AND island tradition, like Danny couldn't tell his bullshit face from a mile away.

[angelgazing.livejournal.com]

LOLOLOL Part of me just wants Steve to be like, no, no it must be gluten-free! And have less sugar! And really, can't we just get a veggie tray? And Danny is like ONE MORE WORD AND I WILL HAVE IT DEEP-FRIED LIKE A TURKEY. And Steve is like if you insist on deep-frying a turkey at Thanksgiving you should tell me now so we can just forget this before we put down all the deposits. That's a deal breaker, Danno.

Because I like it when they fight? heh

[chaoticallyclev.livejournal.com]

this is especially funny because, I am writing a fill for a prompt my friend gave me, and I have a part where Danny threatens to deep-fry the cake. :D (stever so has no room to talk, given the content os his freezer. candy and safeway lean pizza possibly of the microwave variety? does this man understand what fresh food is?)

lol, that's why steve/danny is really an ot3 of steve/danny/bickering.

[angelgazing.livejournal.com]

LOL I wondered if that was all fanon or not. I had to go back and watch that episode. /o\ FRESH FOOD TAKES TIME AND PLANNING. STEVE DOESN'T HAVE ONE AND ISN'T GREAT AT THE OTHER, OKAY.

Seriously, best OT3 ever.

[chaoticallyclev.livejournal.com]

BESIDES. IT USUALLY SAY SOMETHING LIKE "EATING RIGHT" ON IT. LABELS DON'T LIE. THE BOX ISN'T DEEP-FRIED!

[angelgazing.livejournal.com]

Also, also, also, how much do I love that Steve is a cheap-ass? He tries to get deals on the wood to fix his house! He buys everything Wal-Mart brand. He cons Danny into buying him drinks... Okay, that one's just in the hopes that Danny will realize it was a date, but whatever.

Maybe he's saving for the honeymoon? Either way, didn't stop him from that hotel weekend he got Danny and Grace...

[chaoticallyclev.livejournal.com]

Oh man...the wallet thing is brilliant! Too bad Danny caught on to the wrong thing with that one.
ahaha, well obviously, he'd spend money on important things. Psh, food, lack of bullet holes in your walls, who cares about those things?
♥

[angelgazing.livejournal.com]

Danny is a great detective, until it comes time to detect Steve's feelings about boning him. It makes Steve despair of his life not just a little bit sometimes. Then he has to go swim for a while.

Of course, Danny ruins his progress by marching in with crumbs and attitude the next morning, so whatever. It's really no wonder Steve has some frustration to take out on criminal types. Really.