this post doesn't know what it wants to be when it grows up

[angelgazing]

I am having a day. This is a day of random incoherent rage, but whatever, I'm working on it. The internet makes all the things better, right?

It helps that The Inception Anon Love Meme is still going strong. It's fabulous to know that there are people out there who really just want to make someone else feel better about themselves. There's something to be said for making someone else smile. The whole thing just warms my cold, dead heart. ♥♥♥

I am totally going to have to do a second part to the Steve/Danny pimping post. Partly because I was unaware that I was writing a primer, and partly because I managed to miss art in the last post. But look, look at Steve and Danny. Look how happy they are. Don't you want them to keep smiling and being happy and building sandcastles with Grace? *coughs* The point here, is if you have any Hawaii Five-0 recs, be they fic or art or comms, please for the love of god hand them over.

Seriously, though, seriously, I want the story where Danny gets hurts and Rachel flips out again and threatens to take custody back to court because clearly his life is a danger to Grace, so Steve is like, NO, NO, I GOT THIS. And in order to seem like Danny's is a stable environment he and Danny get married, and Danny moves into Steve's house--all while still recovering from like, a GSW that means Steve goes back and forth from "omg wtf you can't do that" to "stop being such a baby" because he's Steve. And Mary is pissed that she missed the wedding, and Chin is just smug because he called it, and Kono is like getting into fights at even the hint that someone is going to give Steve and Danny shit about being married (though mostly everyone is just like... and this is different how?). And then they figure their shit out and stop pretending like they're only pretending to be totally married. And Rachel is like, well finally, be by at seven for Grace on Friday, would you?

I'm pretty sure seeing the prompt or whatever like this on foxxcub's LJ is the entire reason I ended up watching this show. I want this story so much I can't stand it.

WHAT STORY DO YOU WANT TO SEE, F-LIST?

Comments

[chaoticallyclev.livejournal.com]

...I was going to link you to a few things from my saves on delicious, only to realize that i have 175 h50 saves. Holy shit. When did that even happen? of course, 150 of those are steve/danny.
So, imma pull a cop out move here and just say When All of New York City Misses You (http://archiveofourown.org/works/139057) by leupagus and sutlers, since that is my default rec for anyone looking into this fandom. and then this one (http://community.livejournal.com/wordsiate/2669.html) just because.
and then the one where Danny tells Grace bedtime stories that are about Steve (http://community.livejournal.com/hawaii5_0slash/235466.html).
And the one of hammock cuddling and then frottage. (http://lantean-drift.livejournal.com/26266.html)

Also, I feel like there is at least a fic where Danny gets hurt and Steve just moves him into his house and Danny later realizes that steve ninja-ed them into living together...I swear I saved that somewhere...
um. there's at least woke-up-married (http://pineapple-infested.dreamwidth.org/292.html?thread=113956) fic?
while I spend another rest of my life attempting to find this thing that I know is in here somewhere?

edit for the third time because I fail at life, BUT, I found what I was thinking of: Down the Shore Everything's All Right (http://archiveofourown.org/works/140407) by thehoyden. and I only passed it 18 times!

[jibrailis.livejournal.com]

I WANT TO SEE ALL THE STORIES fsdakjl;a, don't make me choose, please don't make me choose. But if I had to choose, Steve and Danny getting married is pretty much impossible to beat me for me. FAKE MARRIED, I mean, is there anything better? (No).

I haven't read much Hawaii Five-0 fic yet, but I did read Mirabella's veela!Danny fic (http://mirabellafic.dreamwidth.org/3871.html), which I am sure everyone already has read, but still. Here it is again, for good measure.

I hope the day becomes less ragey for you, bb. <3

[elucreh.livejournal.com]

I just want the TIME to write my OWN damn story about Steve in prison for stealing drug money to save Chin and Danny going undercover as a guard to protect him.

I STILL ONLY HAVE TWO PAGES. IT'S BEEN A MONTH.

[foxxcub.livejournal.com]

SURE, BLAME ME FOR EVERYTHING.

[professorkatze.livejournal.com]

I want to see *that* story. Written by you. You know you're gearing up for it, don't even pretend.