I need a billion more JGL icons

[angelgazing]

"I've got all five senses and I slept last night"

Um Brick was absolutely as awesome as reported. High school noir is one of my favorite sub sub-genres! (Season one of Veronica Mars, I'm looking at you.)

One day--and I'm hoping it's actually one day soon--I will be able to focus on school work I need to do and stop reading Inception fic and watching JGL and/or Tom Hardy movies. I hope. I hope really hard.

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[angelgazing.livejournal.com]

I know, right?

Have you heard/seen this?



Um. There is also one where he speaks French and I die a little bit. The hearts in my eyes for him just do not fade.

[prettykitty-aya.livejournal.com]

omg, wth.



...and then I wasted a few minutes watching other clips after that one. *sigh* DON'T INFECT ME, WOMAN.

[angelgazing.livejournal.com]

SHARING IS CARING, SHAI. SHARING IS CARING.



AND ANYWAY, HOW CAN YOU RESIST THIS SMILE? ARE YOU MADE OF STONE?

[prettykitty-aya.livejournal.com]

NO, NO I AM NOT. WHICH IS THE PROBLEM.

[angelgazing.livejournal.com]

Oh, God, I just saw the video where he was singing Madonna. He was singing Express Yourself.

I CANNOT EVEN DEAL WITH THIS. I WANT TO SEE INCEPTION AGAIN. AND FLAIL. AND WATCH HIM SPEAK FRENCH SOME MORE. HI, JGL, HI.

[prettykitty-aya.livejournal.com]

WHAT HAPPENED TO SHARING IS CARING?

[angelgazing.livejournal.com]

I TRIED TO CLOSE YOUTUBE AND GET HOMEWORK DONE. IT DIDN'T WORK. JGL SAYS WE SHOULDN'T GO FOR SECOND BEST. ♥___♥

I NEED HIS SNL EPISODE AGAIN. DAMN, YOU, NBC.

[prettykitty-aya.livejournal.com]

UM, NICHOLE. HE GROWLED. UM. AND THE LITTLE VOICE BREAKY THING. UM.



....excuse me for a bit.

[prettykitty-aya.livejournal.com]

OMG, I JUST REALIZED THERE WAS A VIDEO UP THERE. THE BLACK & WHITE INTERVIEW.

UGH, HOW DO I GET ONE OF THESE? *siiiiiigh*

[angelgazing.livejournal.com]

YOU HAVE TO GET TO THE BACK OF THE LINE. I LOOKED UP WHEN ANGELS IN THE OUTFIELD CAME OUT. SHAI, I'VE HAD A CRUSH ON THIS DUDE SINCE I WAS NINE.

THAT BLACK AND WHITE INTERVIEW MIGHT BE MY FAVORITE THING EVER. I CANNOT STOP WATCHING IT.

[prettykitty-aya.livejournal.com]

FIIIIIIIINE. I HAVE TO GO TO BED ANYWAY.

[angelgazing.livejournal.com]

AT LEAST YOU'LL HAVE SWEET DREAMS?

[prettykitty-aya.livejournal.com]

I ALWAYS DO.


...except when there are zombies. no jgl zombies, okay, brain?

[angelgazing.livejournal.com]

GOOD.

You totally can't blame me for that one. Though, unsurprisingly, I totally want to write that AU. Real First Person video games! Arthur kicking ass! Eames barely bothering to hide his hearteyes!


P.S. My professor is refusing to call me Nichole, which has refueled my desire to write that essay on nicknames and blahblahblah and if I were to do that I may have to use you as an example. How would you feel about that?

[prettykitty-aya.livejournal.com]

THEY'RE VERY GOOD.

No. ....okay, maybe.

Then what the hell does he call you? Also, I'd find it awesome.



Okay, seriously. Bed. Time. ::steps away from the internet::

[angelgazing.livejournal.com]

WHEN YOU ACTUALLY SLEEP, ANYWAY.

:D There is a secret assassination plot! Murder! Mystery! Mocking! Other things that start with M!

He insists on calling me Rachelle, since that's what all official documents have me listed as. He doesn't want to get confused. >:( I suspect, of course, that when he actually tries to say it he'll end up calling me Rachel. My life, so hard.

Okay. Enjoy your bed time. I will attempt homework.

[angelgazing.livejournal.com]

I KNOW. YOU KNOW HOW I WHIMPER EVERY SINGLE TIME BDEN DOES THAT ON 20 DOLLAR NOSE BLEED? THIS IS LIKE THAT MULTIPLIED BY TEN.

I. I JUST. I CAN'T EVEN. ::flails::

[imagines.livejournal.com]

...suddenly I could see him covering Tom Waits in a way that would make me really, really happy.

[angelgazing.livejournal.com]

I've started a mental list of all the songs I want him to cover. I hadn't thought of Tom Waits, but omg his little growly thing would work of very well with that.

And then I would expire from want.

[imagines.livejournal.com]

Ahaha. I have started a mental list of the artists I want him to collaborate and/or sing duets with! So far it consists of Mika, Patrick Stump, and Brendon Urie (because they have the same tiny growly thing they can do!).

[angelgazing.livejournal.com]

I really don't think I'd survive that at all. Not even a little bit. That little growly thing kills me dead. ::flails::

Seriously, seriously, he needs to cover something Gaslight. His voice would be perfect for that. Just. Perfect.

[imagines.livejournal.com]

Okay, so picture "Three Little Birds" song with Brendon AND JGL.

But please don't die while you do.

[angelgazing.livejournal.com]

HOW DO YOU EXPECT THAT TO NOT KILL ME? HOW?

You saw that I put up the MP3 of Can't Hurry Love, right? That slaaays me. Also, him singing that Sesame Street song, which I never did find a way to rip, because my life is very hard.

[imagines.livejournal.com]

!!!!! NO I DIDN'T SEE

and uh I may have made an mp3 of Natural Woman, are you interested? >_>

WHAT SESAME STREET SONG

[angelgazing.livejournal.com]

YES, I AM VERY INTERESTED. (Also, if you happen to run across one for Express Yourself, OMG JGL WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME?!)

THIS SESAME STREET SONG (http://fuckyeahjgl.tumblr.com/post/172322415/copycats-eceu-i-dont-want-to-live-on-the) ::swoons all over again::

[imagines.livejournal.com]

OH. OH. SO WHICH "1 OUT OF 20 GUYS" DO YOU FIND EXTREMELY SEXY, DUDE? I'M ALL EARS.

[angelgazing.livejournal.com]

Pft. Obviously he thinks Joseph Gordon-Levitt is hot. And also Tom Hardy. I've heard he has some serious heart eyes for Tom Hardy while he's being schooled about French films in that interview I can't watch because they all look and sound so uncomfortable and awkward.

Also, also, also, I could listen to him speak French all day long. I would not understand a word of it, but I wouldn't even mind. ::swoons:: Also, also, also, also, OMG HIS SMILE.

[imagines.livejournal.com]

Obviously he thinks Joseph Gordon-Levitt is hot. And also Tom Hardy.

YOU HAVE SHOWN ME THE LIGHT. The French-film-schooling is GLORIOUS. Serious hearteyes ALL OVER THE PLACE.

I would almost tell him to stop speaking English entirely, but then I wouldn't get to squee over his adorable artsiness. *SWOOOOOON*

p.s. I'm gonna watch Brick now 'cause Netflix streams it. AM I GONNA SURVIVE??

MORE ETA: OR APPARENTLY NOT, BECAUSE NETFLIX WON'T LOAD IT, WHAAAAAT

[angelgazing.livejournal.com]

OMG I AM NOT SURE! BRICK IS AWESOME. I JUST DID THE SAME THING LAST NIGHT!

But the thing about it is, ok, see, I don't find JGL attractive at all in that movie, except for how his personality is like 10 billion times hotter than all the suits in Inception. I don't really understand it. He is just so randomly nerdy and totally kickass and named Brendon. I spent the entire time with hearts all up in my eyes.

TRY AGAIN. MAYBE IT'LL WORK NOW.

P.S. He totally has Harry Potter glasses in Brick. And is brilliant. I want to do filthy things to that Brendon, is my point here. Well, and also any JGL available. But.

[imagines.livejournal.com]

I FIXED IT. I had to update Silverlight. NOW IT WILL GIVE ME BRICK. :DDDDDD

[angelgazing.livejournal.com]

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS SILVERLIGHT BUSINESS IS, BUT YAY! YAY BRICK! (It's vaguely Veronica Marsy, IDK) IT MAKES ME FACE LIKE THIS: :D BUT THEN MOST THINGS WITH JGL DO THAT.

[imagines.livejournal.com]

p.s. I love how your comment is all "I DON'T FIND HIM ATTRACTIVE BUT I WANT TO DO FILTHY THINGS TO HIM ANYWAY"

[angelgazing.livejournal.com]

I DON'T! HIS HAIR IS ALL UNTAMED AND IN HIS FACE AND I LIKE HIS FACE, OK, I ENJOY SEEING IT. BUT HE IS SO SMART THAT I AM STILL JUST LIKE "UNF" THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE THING.

Also, though his hair is untamed, it curls. Kit, Kit, his hair is all curly. ♥___♥

[imagines.livejournal.com]

OH GOSH. SO. I AM LIKE 50 MINUTES IN and he's been punched SO MANY TIMES already and I am just like "heeeee!" especially when he beat up the football (?) player and the girl said "Was there a fight?" and all cocky-like he goes "Yeaaaah." And I think I don't find him attractive either except I want him to do me anyway, wtf? AND HIS HAIR. JFC HIS HAIR.

This film is 100% ridiculous, by the way. I spent a few minutes going "HIGH SCHOOLERS DON'T TALK LIKE THAT!" until I just gave up and went with it, and now I find it completely hilarious and awesome.

[angelgazing.livejournal.com]

IT'S NOIR. NOBODY TALKS LIKE THAT. THAT IS PART OF THE CHARM. ♥♥

I like when the car is speeding toward him and he just STANDS HIS FUCKING GROUND. And I flail. I flail a lot.

[imagines.livejournal.com]

AND LOLLLLL THE PIN IS THE FIRST ARCHITECT, did you notice that? AHAHA.

[angelgazing.livejournal.com]

OMG I KNEW I'D SEEN HIM SOMEWHERE BUT COULDN'T FIGURE OUT WHERE. THAT IS AWESOME.

[imagines.livejournal.com]

I'm not writing a crossover, I'm not writing a crossover, I'M JUST NOT.

In the crossover I would never ever write, Brick would not be a prequel to Inception. Brendan Frye's middle name definitely isn't Arthur. He wouldn't grow up to become even MORE hyper-intellectual and physically-badass than he already is, and he wouldn't jump at the chance to be the Point Man when Cobb comes along looking for recruitments.

I WILL NOT FUCKING WRITE THIS, I AM STARTING CLASS IN FOUR DAYS.

[angelgazing.livejournal.com]

YOU SHOULD TOTALLY WRITE THAT CROSSOVER!

COBB RECRUITS HIM IN COLLEGE, WITH ONLY A VAGUE NOTION OF HIS PAST. BRENDON HAS CHANGED HIS NAME TO ARTHUR AND STILL HATES EVERYONE AND IS SMARTER AND MORE BADASS THAN THEY ARE. AND HE JUMPS AT THE CHANCE BECAUSE HE KNOWS THAT GAME WELL ENOUGH TO PLAY IT AND WIN. WHEN "NASH" SHOWS UP HE'S ALL "*blinks*" AND NASH IS ALL, "OMG YOU SET US UP!" AND ARTHUR IS ALL, "YOU CAN STOP TALKING OR I CAN KILL YOU FOR REAL." ONLY WITHOUT THE CAPSLOCK. BECAUSE ARTHUR DOESN'T NEED THAT SHIT.

MAYBE IT ALL COMES OUT BECAUSE THE GIRL SHOWS UP IN A MARK'S DREAM AND ARTHUR REALIZES SHE IS STILL PLAYING PEOPLE AND SHE STILL CAN'T BE TRUSTED AND EAMES IS VERY CURIOUS ABOUT ARTHUR'S PAST AND STARTS TO PRY WHEN ARTHUR CLAMS UP WHICH JUST BRINGS THE WHOLE THING CRASHING DOWN THAT MUCH FASTER.