I need a billion more JGL icons

[angelgazing]

"I've got all five senses and I slept last night"

Um Brick was absolutely as awesome as reported. High school noir is one of my favorite sub sub-genres! (Season one of Veronica Mars, I'm looking at you.)

One day--and I'm hoping it's actually one day soon--I will be able to focus on school work I need to do and stop reading Inception fic and watching JGL and/or Tom Hardy movies. I hope. I hope really hard.

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[angelgazing.livejournal.com]

Pft. Obviously he thinks Joseph Gordon-Levitt is hot. And also Tom Hardy. I've heard he has some serious heart eyes for Tom Hardy while he's being schooled about French films in that interview I can't watch because they all look and sound so uncomfortable and awkward.

Also, also, also, I could listen to him speak French all day long. I would not understand a word of it, but I wouldn't even mind. ::swoons:: Also, also, also, also, OMG HIS SMILE.

[imagines.livejournal.com]

Obviously he thinks Joseph Gordon-Levitt is hot. And also Tom Hardy.

YOU HAVE SHOWN ME THE LIGHT. The French-film-schooling is GLORIOUS. Serious hearteyes ALL OVER THE PLACE.

I would almost tell him to stop speaking English entirely, but then I wouldn't get to squee over his adorable artsiness. *SWOOOOOON*

p.s. I'm gonna watch Brick now 'cause Netflix streams it. AM I GONNA SURVIVE??

MORE ETA: OR APPARENTLY NOT, BECAUSE NETFLIX WON'T LOAD IT, WHAAAAAT

[angelgazing.livejournal.com]

OMG I AM NOT SURE! BRICK IS AWESOME. I JUST DID THE SAME THING LAST NIGHT!

But the thing about it is, ok, see, I don't find JGL attractive at all in that movie, except for how his personality is like 10 billion times hotter than all the suits in Inception. I don't really understand it. He is just so randomly nerdy and totally kickass and named Brendon. I spent the entire time with hearts all up in my eyes.

TRY AGAIN. MAYBE IT'LL WORK NOW.

P.S. He totally has Harry Potter glasses in Brick. And is brilliant. I want to do filthy things to that Brendon, is my point here. Well, and also any JGL available. But.

[imagines.livejournal.com]

I FIXED IT. I had to update Silverlight. NOW IT WILL GIVE ME BRICK. :DDDDDD

[angelgazing.livejournal.com]

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS SILVERLIGHT BUSINESS IS, BUT YAY! YAY BRICK! (It's vaguely Veronica Marsy, IDK) IT MAKES ME FACE LIKE THIS: :D BUT THEN MOST THINGS WITH JGL DO THAT.

[imagines.livejournal.com]

p.s. I love how your comment is all "I DON'T FIND HIM ATTRACTIVE BUT I WANT TO DO FILTHY THINGS TO HIM ANYWAY"

[angelgazing.livejournal.com]

I DON'T! HIS HAIR IS ALL UNTAMED AND IN HIS FACE AND I LIKE HIS FACE, OK, I ENJOY SEEING IT. BUT HE IS SO SMART THAT I AM STILL JUST LIKE "UNF" THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE THING.

Also, though his hair is untamed, it curls. Kit, Kit, his hair is all curly. ♥___♥

[imagines.livejournal.com]

OH GOSH. SO. I AM LIKE 50 MINUTES IN and he's been punched SO MANY TIMES already and I am just like "heeeee!" especially when he beat up the football (?) player and the girl said "Was there a fight?" and all cocky-like he goes "Yeaaaah." And I think I don't find him attractive either except I want him to do me anyway, wtf? AND HIS HAIR. JFC HIS HAIR.

This film is 100% ridiculous, by the way. I spent a few minutes going "HIGH SCHOOLERS DON'T TALK LIKE THAT!" until I just gave up and went with it, and now I find it completely hilarious and awesome.

[angelgazing.livejournal.com]

IT'S NOIR. NOBODY TALKS LIKE THAT. THAT IS PART OF THE CHARM. ♥♥

I like when the car is speeding toward him and he just STANDS HIS FUCKING GROUND. And I flail. I flail a lot.

[imagines.livejournal.com]

AND LOLLLLL THE PIN IS THE FIRST ARCHITECT, did you notice that? AHAHA.

[angelgazing.livejournal.com]

OMG I KNEW I'D SEEN HIM SOMEWHERE BUT COULDN'T FIGURE OUT WHERE. THAT IS AWESOME.

[imagines.livejournal.com]

I'm not writing a crossover, I'm not writing a crossover, I'M JUST NOT.

In the crossover I would never ever write, Brick would not be a prequel to Inception. Brendan Frye's middle name definitely isn't Arthur. He wouldn't grow up to become even MORE hyper-intellectual and physically-badass than he already is, and he wouldn't jump at the chance to be the Point Man when Cobb comes along looking for recruitments.

I WILL NOT FUCKING WRITE THIS, I AM STARTING CLASS IN FOUR DAYS.

[angelgazing.livejournal.com]

YOU SHOULD TOTALLY WRITE THAT CROSSOVER!

COBB RECRUITS HIM IN COLLEGE, WITH ONLY A VAGUE NOTION OF HIS PAST. BRENDON HAS CHANGED HIS NAME TO ARTHUR AND STILL HATES EVERYONE AND IS SMARTER AND MORE BADASS THAN THEY ARE. AND HE JUMPS AT THE CHANCE BECAUSE HE KNOWS THAT GAME WELL ENOUGH TO PLAY IT AND WIN. WHEN "NASH" SHOWS UP HE'S ALL "*blinks*" AND NASH IS ALL, "OMG YOU SET US UP!" AND ARTHUR IS ALL, "YOU CAN STOP TALKING OR I CAN KILL YOU FOR REAL." ONLY WITHOUT THE CAPSLOCK. BECAUSE ARTHUR DOESN'T NEED THAT SHIT.

MAYBE IT ALL COMES OUT BECAUSE THE GIRL SHOWS UP IN A MARK'S DREAM AND ARTHUR REALIZES SHE IS STILL PLAYING PEOPLE AND SHE STILL CAN'T BE TRUSTED AND EAMES IS VERY CURIOUS ABOUT ARTHUR'S PAST AND STARTS TO PRY WHEN ARTHUR CLAMS UP WHICH JUST BRINGS THE WHOLE THING CRASHING DOWN THAT MUCH FASTER.