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angelgazing) wrote2005-02-07 05:56 pm
angelgazing) wrote2005-02-07 05:56 pm
laughing with your broken eyes
LJ is being whorish.
I am obsessed with Julian McMahon this week. It really needs to stop before I am forced to try and write Sean/Christian shaving porn. Really needs to stop.
I'm unhappy with me today. I'm tired of being me, in a very general sense. So I've decided that I'm going to be someone else completely today.
I am Mariah Johnston, dark haired, blue eyed super star of glamorous lesbian films the world over. You may know me from Gonna Get You, the one with the spy and the leather boots and guns. Or perhaps from Fake It Like This, the thriller involving a fantastic game of cat and mouse, lies, betrayal, truth and a lot of sex. I live alone in my perfect house on the beach with white carpet that never gets sand in it and is amazing for walking barefoot on in the middle of the afternoon after a long nap in the warm winter sunshine coming through the windows. I secretly sleep with the most gorgeous of Hollywood's men, (and pray no one finds out because what of my reputation then, I ask you?) and publicly carry out an affair with Angelina Jolie.
You know you want to be me too.
I am obsessed with Julian McMahon this week. It really needs to stop before I am forced to try and write Sean/Christian shaving porn. Really needs to stop.
I'm unhappy with me today. I'm tired of being me, in a very general sense. So I've decided that I'm going to be someone else completely today.
I am Mariah Johnston, dark haired, blue eyed super star of glamorous lesbian films the world over. You may know me from Gonna Get You, the one with the spy and the leather boots and guns. Or perhaps from Fake It Like This, the thriller involving a fantastic game of cat and mouse, lies, betrayal, truth and a lot of sex. I live alone in my perfect house on the beach with white carpet that never gets sand in it and is amazing for walking barefoot on in the middle of the afternoon after a long nap in the warm winter sunshine coming through the windows. I secretly sleep with the most gorgeous of Hollywood's men, (and pray no one finds out because what of my reputation then, I ask you?) and publicly carry out an affair with Angelina Jolie.
You know you want to be me too.
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::gets jealous to get snogs::