laughing with your broken eyes

[angelgazing]

LJ is being whorish.

I am obsessed with Julian McMahon this week. It really needs to stop before I am forced to try and write Sean/Christian shaving porn. Really needs to stop.


I'm unhappy with me today. I'm tired of being me, in a very general sense. So I've decided that I'm going to be someone else completely today.

I am Mariah Johnston, dark haired, blue eyed super star of glamorous lesbian films the world over. You may know me from Gonna Get You, the one with the spy and the leather boots and guns. Or perhaps from Fake It Like This, the thriller involving a fantastic game of cat and mouse, lies, betrayal, truth and a lot of sex. I live alone in my perfect house on the beach with white carpet that never gets sand in it and is amazing for walking barefoot on in the middle of the afternoon after a long nap in the warm winter sunshine coming through the windows. I secretly sleep with the most gorgeous of Hollywood's men, (and pray no one finds out because what of my reputation then, I ask you?) and publicly carry out an affair with Angelina Jolie.

You know you want to be me too.

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[chuffing.livejournal.com]

*shares the chocolates*

Can I be someone else, too?

[angelgazing.livejournal.com]

Thank you.

And absolutely! Let's all be someone else. Who are you today, not!Chrystal?

[shikishi.livejournal.com]

Ah... I love lets pretend days.. they are good for the soul. I swear.

[angelgazing.livejournal.com]

Yess. My soul is much happier when I am Mariah. I may just develop another personality. ::ponders::

So, who are you going to be today?

[shikishi.livejournal.com]

I shall be Captain Melissa Knicklebrocker, aka Black Betty scourge of the Labrador Islands

[catnamedbuffy.livejournal.com]

Dude, I don't want to be you. I want you! At the same time as some of those hot Hollywood men and Angelina would be nice too.

*shags*

[angelgazing.livejournal.com]

That'd work for me. ::beams... sexily::

::throws come hither look over shoulder in your direction and walks away::

[sabriel.livejournal.com]

dude, I am so cheating on your regular-ego with your alter-ego. Dont be jealous. Its all about the threesomes with angelina.

*loff*

PS: angelina icon appropriate!

[angelgazing.livejournal.com]

Huh. So, if you're sleeping with my alter-ego in a threesome with Angelina... is it really cheating? ::ponders::

::gets jealous to get snogs::

[sleepismyfriend.livejournal.com]

::shakes head:: Okay, the pepsi? Really need to stop drinking it.. And lay off the crack as well, its simply not doing you any good!

::snickers::

[angelgazing.livejournal.com]

::giggles::

You know you love me just like I am. ::grins::