Because there is no such thing as too much of a good thing, especially if you live in paradise:

The Hawaii Five-0 Cliche Meme

Fake boyfriends, accidental marriages, and amnesia, OH MY!

Whatever your poison, whatever you favorite cliche, it's open and allowed here. Want to see Steve and Danny make out for cover and discover their ~true feelings? What about when they have to pretend to be boyfriends to keep cover? When they're forced to share a bed all ~platonic-like for weeks and keep waking up cuddling and then can't sleep without each other? Maybe Grace playing matchmaker? The one where everyone but them realizes they're married? Danny gets de-aged to six and Steve has to take care of him? Steve gets magicked into a tiny, angry kitten and/or dragon? They one where they must cuddle for warmth to survive?

Maybe that isn't your flavor. Maybe you want the one where Kono is a punk rock princess that keeps getting into trouble? Or where Chin loses his memory and thinks he's back on the HPD force. Maybe the one where Kono is secretly a criminal mastermind, working the team from the inside. Or where she has the chance return to her pro surfing career and must choose. How about one where Chin goes on an epic road trip?

There is no bad cliche! Whatever your favorite, I promise I want to read/see it, too.

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♥ Every cliche welcome!
♥ All pairings, ratings, mediums, and genres can be included!
♥ Any word count works!
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Hee! And yay! I love this story :)

Thanks!

Forgive me if I'm pointing out the blindingly obvious, but is your LJ title a Tori Amos reference?

Yes, indeed! 'Silent all these years' is one of my favourite songs.

Also, FYI, I have started writing H50 porn. This is seriously my quickest transition ever from 'I have heard this show is slashy' to 'wow, this show is slashy' to 'I am writing slash about this show'.

I read a fic about Steve and Danny having sex on the beach; I took it the next logical step to them swimming and making out in the water and then having sex on the beach. I'm 3,000 words in, and they've only just got to the sex part...oops?

Is there any chance that you could read it through for me when it's done, please? Hayley is my beta for all fandoms, whether she knows the show or not, but it'd be great to have a H50 fan just to provide feedback on the voices. If you can't, that's cool, but I thought I'd sound you out just in case.

Me too! And I've been listening to it on repeat for the last half-hour (but I have to stop now because that song makes me cry)

Bwee this show is like that. I heard a lot about it before I started watching, and I was like "Meh, it can't be *that* slashy." Famous last thoughts.

Yes, I'd be happy to read it!

let's be honest, I've never met a cliche I didn't like

The Hawaii Five-0 Cliche Meme

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