Because there is no such thing as too much of a good thing, especially if you live in paradise:

The Hawaii Five-0 Cliche Meme

Fake boyfriends, accidental marriages, and amnesia, OH MY!

Whatever your poison, whatever you favorite cliche, it's open and allowed here. Want to see Steve and Danny make out for cover and discover their ~true feelings? What about when they have to pretend to be boyfriends to keep cover? When they're forced to share a bed all ~platonic-like for weeks and keep waking up cuddling and then can't sleep without each other? Maybe Grace playing matchmaker? The one where everyone but them realizes they're married? Danny gets de-aged to six and Steve has to take care of him? Steve gets magicked into a tiny, angry kitten and/or dragon? They one where they must cuddle for warmth to survive?

Maybe that isn't your flavor. Maybe you want the one where Kono is a punk rock princess that keeps getting into trouble? Or where Chin loses his memory and thinks he's back on the HPD force. Maybe the one where Kono is secretly a criminal mastermind, working the team from the inside. Or where she has the chance return to her pro surfing career and must choose. How about one where Chin goes on an epic road trip?

There is no bad cliche! Whatever your favorite, I promise I want to read/see it, too.

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♥ All pairings, ratings, mediums, and genres can be included!
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Steve drags his lips up to Danny’s ear and says, “I jerked off twice yesterday and once today already and it’s not enough.”

“So I’m what, a warm body? Very nice, Steven; très smooth.”

“Don’t tell me we haven’t been headed this way for over a year.”

“OK, no, true, that would be a blatant lie, but…” Steve kisses him again before he can finish his thought, and Danny goes with it, just for a minute, before pulling away again because he has to ask. “Now? Really?”

“Now. Right now.”

So they stumble up to Steve’s room, because it’s roommate etiquette not to fuck on the couch, and Danny pushes into Steve, noses the soft curl of hair at the nape of Steve’s neck, holds him close while Steve comes apart under his hands and his dick and his mouth.

And Danny can't shut off his brain enough to avoid thinking that this is it, the point of no return. They've tipped off the cliff and they're hurtling towards the future and they've done it, in typical McGarrett fashion, without much in the way of insanity-level checks. But the craziest part of all is that Danny wants this. He wants Steve and this house and the family they're making, and he wants Steve to let him have it all.

It's been years since Danny felt like this, the heady combination of sheer terror at the scale of what he's getting into and bull-headed, stubborn certainty that he has to see this through, and when he comes it's like being hit over the head with a two-by-four. His skull aches and his limbs are useless and heavy and he gulps for air, like it's his first time all over again.

Christ, Danny is in so far over his head.

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BRILLIANT START TO MY BIRTHDAY!!! Thank you!!!

Happy birthday!

Thank you! :D

Hee! And yay! I love this story :)

Thanks!

Forgive me if I'm pointing out the blindingly obvious, but is your LJ title a Tori Amos reference?

Yes, indeed! 'Silent all these years' is one of my favourite songs.

Also, FYI, I have started writing H50 porn. This is seriously my quickest transition ever from 'I have heard this show is slashy' to 'wow, this show is slashy' to 'I am writing slash about this show'.

I read a fic about Steve and Danny having sex on the beach; I took it the next logical step to them swimming and making out in the water and then having sex on the beach. I'm 3,000 words in, and they've only just got to the sex part...oops?

Is there any chance that you could read it through for me when it's done, please? Hayley is my beta for all fandoms, whether she knows the show or not, but it'd be great to have a H50 fan just to provide feedback on the voices. If you can't, that's cool, but I thought I'd sound you out just in case.

Me too! And I've been listening to it on repeat for the last half-hour (but I have to stop now because that song makes me cry)

Bwee this show is like that. I heard a lot about it before I started watching, and I was like "Meh, it can't be *that* slashy." Famous last thoughts.

Yes, I'd be happy to read it!

let's be honest, I've never met a cliche I didn't like

The Hawaii Five-0 Cliche Meme

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