angelgazing

every year without fail i'm always so uninterested in seeing these films, and then the first reviews from my flist pour in and they always make me SO EXCITED ALL OVER AGAIN :D

AAAH LATE REPLY IS LATE. /O\

But really, I am the same way about HP movies. I'm like ...eh.. until the trailer comes out, and everyone else gets excited. Now I'm all nostalgic and wanting, IDK, some old school H/D. I MISS THEM EVERY TIME A MOVIE COMES OUT, I CAN'T HELP IT.

Hey! Hi! This is a random comment warning you that I have friended you, if that's all right, so please don't be alarmed at my trawling through your journal squeeing over fanfics and cooing at your Starbucks posts. You seem all-around awesome and you've been lovely everywhere I've seen you commenting, which lately seems to be everywhere that I am also. *g* I shall try not to be too exuberant! :-)

LOLOL Friending is always welcome. I just hope I didn't scare you away with radio silence and flail about finals!

Also, confession time, okay, I cannot tell you how many times I've read Tell Me To Stop. I fail at replying to that story, because I just. I dissolve into keysmashing and just. Ah. HI, is what I am saying. HI. I'm going to go hide in embarrassment now, kthxbai

You did not at all! Believe me, I disappear for weeks on end, so I know how it goes. I wanted to warn you, actually, that I posted an Inception meme because I thought it looked like yours was slowing down a bit. I did not want to step on your toes!

And oh my goodness, <3. Thank you. I imagine that's not the easiest story in the world to feedback. Please don't be embarrassed! HI. :-D

Oh, oh, no worries at all about the meme! I just saw that, actually, and sort of despair of the fact that I can't write anything that isn't completely ridiculous. I think the closest I could get to BAMFdom is... Arthur beating Eames at poker and Eames being the most horrified and basically selling himself to Arthur in at attempt to figure him out. LOL And even that would be sooo very questionable.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

For the record, I would never dream of turning down Eames selling himself to Arthur in exchange for personal information and/or secrets. Never. *g*

LOLOLOL He doesn't even do it with purpose! He just keeps betting until he's got nothing left to bet, and Arthur's got a stack of IOUs and promises to bring him coffee every morning for the next month--no matter what part of the world Arthur may be in at the time--and Eames has already handed over his watch and his shirt only to see Arthur set it on fire, but he cannot let this stand. He has to figure out Arthur's tick, his tell. It is not possible for him to not have one at all. So, you know, he bets the only thing he'd got left.

Arthur raises an eyebrow, and smirks, and calls.

OH MY GOD.

WHEN DO YOU HAVE FREE TIME AGAIN, AND IS THERE ANY CHANCE THIS WILL COME INTO EXISTENCE?

OH GOD BUT I COULD NEVER DO IT JUSTICE BECAUSE I FAIL AT ALL THE PORN. FAILLLL. AND THAT IS CLEARLY WHAT WOULD NEED TO FOLLOW. OR ARTHUR WOULD BE LIKE, ORDERING EAMES TO DO RIDICULOUS MEANINGLESS MIND NUMBING TASKS AND EAMES WOULD BE LIKE THIS IS WHAT I MEANT, ARTHUR, I WAS THINKING MORE ALONG THE LINES OF ME SUCKING YOUR WINNING STREAK OUT THROUGH YOUR COCK.

I DO NOT EVEN NEED PORN, THOUGH, DO YOU UNDERSTAND, NOT WHEN THERE ARE LINES LIKE THAT. <333

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH.

BUT WHAT IS THE POINT OF ARTHUR WINNING EAMES IN A BET IF ARTHUR DOES NOT EVENTUALLY FUCK HIM THROUGH A MATTRESS OR TWO?

AND THEN EAMES WOULD FINALLY FIGURE IT OUT, BUT THEY'D KEEP BETTING AND HE'D THROW IT SO THAT HE COULD STAY INDENTURED TO ARTHUR BECAUSE, UM, HELLO ARTHUR AND ARTHUR KNOWS THAT EAMES KNOWS AND IS LETTING HIM WIN SO HE STARTS DOING THE SHITTIEST JOB OF PRETENDING TO BLUFF AND THEY ARE BOTH TOO EMOTIONALLY STUNTED TO JUST ADMIT THEY WOULD LIKE TO CONTINUE TO SLEEP TOGETHER WITHOUT EAMES PROSTITUTING HIMSELF TO ARTHUR, JESUS CHRIST, SO THEY JUST KEEP PUSHING EACH OTHER UNTIL ONE OF THEM BREAKS AND/OR GETS SHOT.

AND--LIKE ALL MY STORIES--THEN THEY MAKE OUT. THE END.

This is the best thing never written. End of story. ♥

Eames! Arthur! EMOTIONALLY-STUNTED BOYS WHO JUST WANT TO GET IT ON! <3333333333

UNTIL ONE OF THEM BREAKS AND/OR GETS SHOT

ALL GREAT STORIES SHOULD END LIKE THIS. THE END.

I am totally trying to figure out who I can get to write it for me. LMAO

I LOVE EMOTIONALLY-STUNTED BOYS, OKAY, I LOVE THEM SOOO MUCH. FEELINGS ARE ICKY LET'S PRETEND NOT TO HAVE THEM! Seriously at least half of the sweet things I want Arthur and Eames to do are followed with BUT [the other] MUST NEVER KNOOOOW.

To be fair, the one who gets shot isn't the one who 'fesses up! So they are both put through some pain that way.

OH THANK GOD. There is nothing I love more than EMOTIONAL ANGUISH. \o/

LOLOLOL Where as I just like ridiculous situations that require all things BUT talking about their feelings! *hands*

I still feel we are compatible on some base level of emotional f***up-edness.

God yes. I am almost positive I wouldn't be at all interested in reading about their emotionally healthy relationship where they talk out all their problems and feelings and learn to compromise. Unless the are bartering with guns and/or sex.

Actually, I was telling

gyzym yesterday that I totally want the story where Arthur like, goes to anger management classes or some bullshit, and Eames pulls his usual things to get on his nerves and Arthur is the most calm ever, so Eames just tries HARDER to annoying him and tries harder and eventually Arthur is like YOU ARE FUCKING WITH MY ZEN, ASSHOLE. And Eames pokes him or something and does absolutely everything shy of actually saying OMG PAY ATTENTION TO ME. And eventually Arthur is like I AM DOING THIS FOR YOU. DEATH THREATS DO NOT A HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP MAKE. And Eames is like bah and then he's like :D WE'RE IN A RELATIONSHIP? And Arthur throws something at his head.

And then they make out. ~the end~

Oh dear god, now I want, like, a whole system wherein they exchange firearms for personal information as a sort of trust exercise, and share their feelings for each other through terrible metaphors involving sniper rifles and tactical scopes.

omg. OMG. ANGER MANAGEMENT ARTHUR. He may be my new favourite Arthur. Or in the top three, at least. I think the standings might go:

1. Not-a-morning-person!Arthur
2. Bendy yoga!Arthur
3. ANGER MANAGEMENT ARTHUR. (This one needs the all-caps)

<3

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