I am totally trying to figure out who I can get to write it for me. LMAO

I LOVE EMOTIONALLY-STUNTED BOYS, OKAY, I LOVE THEM SOOO MUCH. FEELINGS ARE ICKY LET'S PRETEND NOT TO HAVE THEM! Seriously at least half of the sweet things I want Arthur and Eames to do are followed with BUT [the other] MUST NEVER KNOOOOW.

To be fair, the one who gets shot isn't the one who 'fesses up! So they are both put through some pain that way.