No for real

[angelgazing]

ACTUAL CONVERSATIONS:

1. musesfool and I discuss...
musesfool: so apparently i find dick grayson in a dress hot now
musesfool: i have never found men in dresses hot
musesfool: it's like i don't even know me
angelgazing: YOUR MIND IS NOT YOUR OWN
angelgazing: YOU'VE BEEN INCEPTED WITH DICK IN A DRESS
musesfool: ...
musesfool: that sounds like the premise of a terrible roger corman horror movie
angelgazing: Where as my mind is just replacing "dick in a box" with "dick in a dress"
musesfool: well, yes
musesfool: but the incepting part
musesfool: makes it like, metaphorical skull fucking
musesfool: though well dressed metaphorical skull fucking
angelgazing: *dies*


2. A conversation with gyzym about her upcoming film AU
gyzym: BUT HE'S HANDLING IT BY NOT HANDLING IT
gyzym: BY PLAYING HIMSELF UP AND PLAYING HIMSELF UP
gyzym: EXCEPT WITH ARTHUR
angelgazing: LMAO
angelgazing: TOTALLY READ THAT
angelgazing: AS "BY PLAYING WITH HIMSELF"
angelgazing: *DIES*
gyzym: LMFAO
gyzym: A DIFFERENT DIRECTION FOR THIS STORY AHAHAHAHHAAH
gyzym: EAMES MASTURBATES
gyzym: HIS GRIEF
angelgazing: AHAHAHAHA
angelgazing: OH MY GODDDDD
angelgazing: I JUST CHOKED
gyzym: BE CAREFUL DARLING
angelgazing: YOU DID IT
gyzym: I WOULD HATE FOR YOU TO MISS
angelgazing: IT WAS ALL YOOOU
gyzym: THE ANGST-WANKING
gyzym: ACTUAL WANKING MIND YOU
angelgazing: OH TRUE
gyzym: "OH GOD," SAID EAMES, "THE ONLY WAY TO HANDLE THIS AGONY IS TO LET IT COME OUT VIA MY PENIS"
gyzym: "EAMES," SAID ARTHUR, "THAT IS KIND OF FUCKED UP"
gyzym: "NNNNG," SAID EAMES
angelgazing: HAHAHAHHAHAHA
gyzym: IT IS MY MASTERPIECE


3. Later gyzym
gyzym: OR WOULD YOU PREFER
gyzym: THAT YOUR IMAGE OF THE REST
gyzym: BE UNSULLIED
gyzym: SO YOU MIGHT IMAGINE EAMES GRIEFSTURBATING INSTEAD
angelgazing: *CHOKES* GRIEFSTURBATING
gyzym: :D
gyzym: I AM THE BEST KIND OF FRIEND
gyzym: THE KIND OF FRIEND
gyzym: THAT MEANS YOU NEED SOMEONE AROUND
gyzym: TO OFFER YOU THE HEIMLICH



In conclusion: My friends are the awesomest. <333333333333333333333333333

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