No for real

[angelgazing]

ACTUAL CONVERSATIONS:

1. musesfool and I discuss...
musesfool: so apparently i find dick grayson in a dress hot now
musesfool: i have never found men in dresses hot
musesfool: it's like i don't even know me
angelgazing: YOUR MIND IS NOT YOUR OWN
angelgazing: YOU'VE BEEN INCEPTED WITH DICK IN A DRESS
musesfool: ...
musesfool: that sounds like the premise of a terrible roger corman horror movie
angelgazing: Where as my mind is just replacing "dick in a box" with "dick in a dress"
musesfool: well, yes
musesfool: but the incepting part
musesfool: makes it like, metaphorical skull fucking
musesfool: though well dressed metaphorical skull fucking
angelgazing: *dies*


2. A conversation with gyzym about her upcoming film AU
gyzym: BUT HE'S HANDLING IT BY NOT HANDLING IT
gyzym: BY PLAYING HIMSELF UP AND PLAYING HIMSELF UP
gyzym: EXCEPT WITH ARTHUR
angelgazing: LMAO
angelgazing: TOTALLY READ THAT
angelgazing: AS "BY PLAYING WITH HIMSELF"
angelgazing: *DIES*
gyzym: LMFAO
gyzym: A DIFFERENT DIRECTION FOR THIS STORY AHAHAHAHHAAH
gyzym: EAMES MASTURBATES
gyzym: HIS GRIEF
angelgazing: AHAHAHAHA
angelgazing: OH MY GODDDDD
angelgazing: I JUST CHOKED
gyzym: BE CAREFUL DARLING
angelgazing: YOU DID IT
gyzym: I WOULD HATE FOR YOU TO MISS
angelgazing: IT WAS ALL YOOOU
gyzym: THE ANGST-WANKING
gyzym: ACTUAL WANKING MIND YOU
angelgazing: OH TRUE
gyzym: "OH GOD," SAID EAMES, "THE ONLY WAY TO HANDLE THIS AGONY IS TO LET IT COME OUT VIA MY PENIS"
gyzym: "EAMES," SAID ARTHUR, "THAT IS KIND OF FUCKED UP"
gyzym: "NNNNG," SAID EAMES
angelgazing: HAHAHAHHAHAHA
gyzym: IT IS MY MASTERPIECE


3. Later gyzym
gyzym: OR WOULD YOU PREFER
gyzym: THAT YOUR IMAGE OF THE REST
gyzym: BE UNSULLIED
gyzym: SO YOU MIGHT IMAGINE EAMES GRIEFSTURBATING INSTEAD
angelgazing: *CHOKES* GRIEFSTURBATING
gyzym: :D
gyzym: I AM THE BEST KIND OF FRIEND
gyzym: THE KIND OF FRIEND
gyzym: THAT MEANS YOU NEED SOMEONE AROUND
gyzym: TO OFFER YOU THE HEIMLICH



In conclusion: My friends are the awesomest. <333333333333333333333333333

Comments

I just wanted to let you know

[pyroclastic.livejournal.com]

I've seen Inception.

Re: I just wanted to let you know

[angelgazing.livejournal.com]

:DDDDDDD

AAAAAAND?

Re: I just wanted to let you know

[pyroclastic.livejournal.com]

It was too hyped up for me, I'm afraid. Loved the filming and action and the political inception subplot but Cobb should take a flying leap, tbh. The whole emotional/grief plot kinda killed it for me.

[gyzym.livejournal.com]

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH/AM MORTIFIED BUT MOSTLY I LOVE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH

[angelgazing.livejournal.com]

THAT WORKS OUT WELL, BECAUSE I LOVE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH

[musesfool.livejournal.com]

WE MAKE OUR OWN FUN OKAY? ;D ;D

[angelgazing.livejournal.com]

AND IT'S THE BEST KIND OF FUN

[aredblush.livejournal.com]

Actually laughing out loud :DDD

[angelgazing.livejournal.com]

I was about to diiiie LOLOL ♥♥♥

[jibrailis.livejournal.com]

I can only approve of masturbating out your grief. WHY THIS ISN'T MARKETED IN THE SELF-HELP BOOKS, I'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND.

[angelgazing.livejournal.com]

YOU SHOULD TOTALLY WRITE THAT SELF-HELP BOOK. IT WILL BE A BEST SELLER. MASTURBATION: HOW HAIRY PALMS CAN HELP YOU COPE.

[foxxcub.livejournal.com]

*CHOKES*

[angelgazing.livejournal.com]

RIIIGHT?