no, I won't sleep tonight

[angelgazing]

NANCY DIDN'T KILL ME! JOY! I WAS NOT DEFEATED! IT IS A BEAUTIFUL THING, OKAY, BEAUTIFUL. THERE WILL BE NO SEQUEL BECAUSE IT IS A BORING, BORING TALE OF TREES AND RIGHT TURNS.

But now I'm exhausted and have a paper to write when I'd really just like to work on this fic that gyzym and I are doing, and the world is just a deeply unjust place, okay. Deeply.



Have a meme instead, ganked from hackthis and musesfool:

Out of utter curiosity, if I was chained up in your attic (I prefer attics, basements are damp and cold, attics theoretically at least have windows), and I had to write you one story, what would you request? (demand?) Or alternatively, what's something you always hoped I'd write but know is never going to happen?

Comments

[pyroclastic.livejournal.com]

Puck/Kurt porn. There's not enough Puck/Kurt porn out there. I don't even care if you've never written it before I'd still make you write it. :-P

[angelgazing.livejournal.com]

LOLOL I am terrified of writing porn. It would be so, so terrible if I did it. Sooo terrible. I would never be able to show my face in fandom again, and I've done away with fandom show, okay, I totally have.

You would just be left like: God, god, all that work for this? And I'd feel really bad!

[pyroclastic.livejournal.com]

I swear to god I am going to write up a WORKSHOP for all of my friends who seem to be afraid of writing porn. I'd only written it once (a long time ago) before I started writing it for Puckurt. It's not as hard as it looks. There's just a lot of asking "does this seem realistic? Does this position seem physically possible?"

[angelgazing.livejournal.com]

LOL Well, I've written it kind of? I did some terrible HP stuff, back in the day. And then a lot of... vaguely smutty things, where it was really all much more implies than anything else. I don't know!

Also, the positions that seem physically impossible could also be fun for Puck/Kurt. I mean, Kurt is bendy.

[(Anonymous)]

I, for one, always wish you would write more Danny/Rusty fic. Write about the time they went to Belize. Or the time they went to Acapulco and had to pretend to be Southern Gentlemen because they were after American Civil War relics. You always write such beautiful words that the lack of porn is just what's happening but left unsaid. Which I find pretty amazing. I love that words can do that. I would Misery the fuck out of you to get more Danny/Rusty, it's all I'm saying.

[angelgazing.livejournal.com]

You know, I really could've sworn Danny/Rusty is what I've written the most of, but maybe that's just because it's the only thing I was writing five or six years ago that I also wrote last year.

Thank you for the kind words. :D

[(Anonymous)]

I've never done a tally or anything. It might be. But every fandom has one or two people who just get it and with O11 it's you. So there could be ream after ream of Danny/Rusty by you and I'd still want more. Fangirls are greedy, yo.

You're welcome.

[popcorn-orgasms.livejournal.com]

If you were in my attic (clearly because I was protecting you from a corrupt totalitarian state) I would want a BOOK of Eames/Arthur Carebears. A BOOK! :) I love those stories.

[angelgazing.livejournal.com]

LOLOLOL OH GOD, CARE BEARS.

THEY'VE ALREADY BEEN MARRIED, WHAT MORE COULD I DO WITH THEM?

[popcorn-orgasms.livejournal.com]

Dare I say carebear babies? Sing-a-longs? Impromptu plays for the kid? They had a lot of time left in her dream? Hearts-in-my-eyes. But yes, the marriage was wonderful and I'm entirely satisfied with it.

[jibrailis.livejournal.com]

I would demand you finish the ballroom dancing fic! You have tempted it with me one too many times, woman!

[angelgazing.livejournal.com]

I know! I know! I am trying to work on it, I swear. I flail at it regularly for failing to be a proper story already. I very politely ask it to stop making my life so hard!

It has no sympathy for me. >:(

[aredblush.livejournal.com]

Damn. I was looknig forward to that sequel.

I don't have an attic, but I do have a guestroom :D

I would ask for the RocknRolla/Inception crossover where Johnny Quid is the one who points Handsome Bob to the dreamsharing business, and he knows about it because Arthur is Archie's nephew. (I just really like Johnny Quid okay? He's awesomesauce!)

[angelgazing.livejournal.com]

TOTALLY BORING! IT WAS BASICALLY LIKEl
NANCY: TURN ON ROAD.
ME: WOW THAT IS SUCH HELPFUL ADVICE NANCY.
NANCY: TURN RIGHT ON ROAD.
ME: *FOLLOWS HELPFUL HIGHWAY SIGNS INSTEAD*
NANCY: RECAL--
ME: *ARRIVES AT PARK UNHARMED AND NOT LOST*


Oh, oh, you saw all the Archie/Johnny on AO3, right? I... haven't read it, but it exists. Oh maaan Arthur as Archie's real nephew. Johnny would be so jealous. He'd had to set him up with Bob just to get him out of the fucking country again. lolol

[aredblush.livejournal.com]

Oow :( That's not really fun :(
UNLESS YOU REVERSE IT AND TELL IT FROM NANCY'S POV AND THEN YOU CAN STAR AS THE COLD HEARTED MANIAC DRIVER WHO SKIPS DOWN THE ROAD BRANDISHING A SHARPENED GEAR STICK WHICH YOU GLEFULLY USE TO STAB ALL THE GPSs YOU STUMBLE ON, CRUELLY SCREECHING "RECALCULATE THIS" WITH SOMETHING LIKE "HAPPINESS" PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND. In my head, you also look like a deranged teddy bear.
(this part of the comment was brought to you by the lack of coffee in my system)


I have not seen those *_____* I must go and remedy this! Also, ahah, Johnny would totes be jealous! What is this little yankee doing, following Archie around wearing suits and being completely unimpressed by Johnny's rocknrolla-ness?

[angelgazing.livejournal.com]

HAAHAHAHAHA I COULD DO THAT. THAT SOUNDS LIKE AN EXCELLENT PLAN. MORE THAN ONCE I HAVE FLIPPED IT OFF AS I DROVE AND SHE'S ALL "RECALCULATING" BECAUSE THAT WAS AN IMPOSSIBLE TURN, NANCY, YOU BITCH. Though--while I'm sure I often look deranged--I do not resemble a teddy bear. lol

[aredblush.livejournal.com]

But you are as sweet as one <333

[foxxcub.livejournal.com]

AMNESIA FAKE BOYFRIENDS

[angelgazing.livejournal.com]

I KNOOOW. IT IS ON THE LIST.

APPARENTLY I HAVE MADE IT MY MISSION TO WRITE ALL THE CLICHES.

[foxxcub.livejournal.com]

AWESOME, WE WILL WRITE THEM TOGETHER! *HIGH-FIVES*

[musesfool.livejournal.com]

DANNY/RUSTY v. ARTHUR/EAMES FOR INCAN MATRIMONIAL HEADMASKS.

Also, Sam and Dean and epic weather and hugs.

Oh, and the one where Danny and Casey are minor league baseball players. Yes.

[angelgazing.livejournal.com]

Oh man, I don't think anything has been on as many to-do lists as that damn epic whether story. WHY WON'T IT JUST WRITE ITSELF?

The minor league baseball is totally on my list, too. Though that will probably require a SN rewatch. Sigh. Such a hardship.

[delires.livejournal.com]

TAKE THAT NANCY! Good on you. :)

[angelgazing.livejournal.com]

THANK YOU! THANK YOU! I was very proud of the accomplishment. lol

[delires.livejournal.com]

HAHA your icon is win. OH CORY. :D