no, I won't sleep tonight

[angelgazing]

NANCY DIDN'T KILL ME! JOY! I WAS NOT DEFEATED! IT IS A BEAUTIFUL THING, OKAY, BEAUTIFUL. THERE WILL BE NO SEQUEL BECAUSE IT IS A BORING, BORING TALE OF TREES AND RIGHT TURNS.

But now I'm exhausted and have a paper to write when I'd really just like to work on this fic that gyzym and I are doing, and the world is just a deeply unjust place, okay. Deeply.



Have a meme instead, ganked from hackthis and musesfool:

Out of utter curiosity, if I was chained up in your attic (I prefer attics, basements are damp and cold, attics theoretically at least have windows), and I had to write you one story, what would you request? (demand?) Or alternatively, what's something you always hoped I'd write but know is never going to happen?

Comments

[angelgazing.livejournal.com]

LOLOL I am terrified of writing porn. It would be so, so terrible if I did it. Sooo terrible. I would never be able to show my face in fandom again, and I've done away with fandom show, okay, I totally have.

You would just be left like: God, god, all that work for this? And I'd feel really bad!

[pyroclastic.livejournal.com]

I swear to god I am going to write up a WORKSHOP for all of my friends who seem to be afraid of writing porn. I'd only written it once (a long time ago) before I started writing it for Puckurt. It's not as hard as it looks. There's just a lot of asking "does this seem realistic? Does this position seem physically possible?"

[angelgazing.livejournal.com]

LOL Well, I've written it kind of? I did some terrible HP stuff, back in the day. And then a lot of... vaguely smutty things, where it was really all much more implies than anything else. I don't know!

Also, the positions that seem physically impossible could also be fun for Puck/Kurt. I mean, Kurt is bendy.