angelgazing | stop disappointing me, internet. >:|

Today is shaping up to be one big black hole of suck, for no reason I can actually put my finger on.

So, I would like to make this post a HAPPY PLACE.

Gimmie your recs, tell me a joke, post something nice about someone on you f-list, show off a gif, in general, SPAM WITH THINGS THAT BRING YOU JOY, PLEASE. Spread it around! Direct others! No angst, no drama, no gloom! Just things to brighten the day for yourself and/or others (like me)!

Look, look, I will start. Recs!

Mr. Eames and Mr. Eames by

jibrailis
Eames goes undercover as an advice columnist and Arthur is a mail-order-bride. This entire thing is just joy.

This Life Looks Good On You by

gyzym
There are only four rules in Arthur's house. Glorious, wonderful domestic Arthur/Eames, where they accidentally set things on fire and are happy and in love. And it just makes me smile a lot.

Pushover by

aredblush
Look, I know I keep linking to this, but seriously, it's totally my happy place. So adorable all adorable things before it are just like, "wow, man, that is adorable." ♥♥

NOW SHOW ME YOURS, PLEASE.

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That, my friend, is a talent. :)

It is! You should market that somehow. :DD Not everyone has that skill, okay. Maybe would be amazed.

And yet, still I can't write porn. How is this possible???

You can write porn WAY BETTER than I can. Hell, in most of my stories, even the kissing is a fade to black affair. There are Disney characters who see more action than the people I write about!

Anyway, I saw absolutely nothing wrong with the porn you wrote in the poetry story. Nothing at all.

There are Disney characters who see more action than the people I write about!

HAH. This.

Ugh, God, maybe it is just that I am so completely embarassed about being a big perv that my brain is like NO NO NO. I have to go to stressful places in my head in order to write porny things, so it is better to just say YOU CAN'T DO IT, BEST NOT TO, LET'S KEEP IT ALL NICE AND CLEAN, NICE AND CLEAN.

also, i don't think i will ever get over the fact that i secretly find the idea of anything involving buttholes really really squicky, ugh, but that is totally like blasphemy in slash fandom and so...ROCK AND A HARD PLACE, ACTUALLY (no pun intended).

Hahaha oh, god, I remember when I was squicked by things like that. It seems so long ago now. Fandom has pretty much removed all squicks from me that aren't like, golden showers or scat play. I don't even know. Now it's just like, oh, fletching? Alright, I'll read it. I don't know how it happened, not even a little bit at all. But there it is.

The saddest part for me is that I still want to write Arthur/Eames sexpollen. I haven't even attempted porn in years. YEARS. And yes, I want to write Arthur/Eames sexpollen. But that's mostly because I would find it really, really, really hot for Arthur to be desperate and begging for it, while Eames tries to remain strong and not take when he's got everything he's been wanting for years spread out in front of him and being offered, because he knows that Arthur is not exactly in his right mind.

But seriously, seriously, when I say their is no shame in fandom, I mean there is no shame in fandom. Never, ever be embarrassed about the things you enjoy around here. I mean, really, you should never have to be embarrassed about the filthy things you enjoy anywhere, but fandom, especially, is the perfect safe place for things like that. ♥

stop disappointing me, internet. >:|

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