write all the cliches?

[angelgazing]

Things of note:

1. I am currently trying to talk musesfool into writing a story with ALL THE CLICHES IN THE WORLD.
   
2. ... How many fanfic tropes could you fit into one story?
   
3. Shut up. I am totally not tempted to try and write all the cliches.
   
4. Though, lucky for me, jibrailis wrote The Big Sleep, which is a story where Arthur's vicious in his sleep, and Eames subdues him with petting. You guys, this is the story of my heart! Having to be stealthy to cuddle! Petting! Hating on the creeptasticness that is Edward!
   
5. \o/
   
6. Also, the awesome thing about fandom: someone else will write it so you don't have to! :DDD
   
7. Okay, so I might be considering attempting the write all the cliches.
   
8. /o\
   

Comments

Which awards it ten thousand bajillions points already!

[aredblush.livejournal.com]

Well, you shouldn't complain. I mean, your brain does have a point! (omg have you read that one? I am still starry eyed!)

HELLO! I ALREADY GAVE YOU MY HEART, I ONLY HAVE MY SOUL TO OFFER YOU THIS TIME!
I've sort of been in love with you since you wrote me a dissertation on how Disney cartoons were actually much more damaging to a child's developing psyche than the Grimm versions of the same tales I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE WRITTEN A PAPER LIKE THIS WHEN I WAS IN MIDDLE SCHOOL! THERE WERE FOOTNOTES! OMG! I love you, okay? You'll have to accept this as a fact of life.

I don't care if the titles are serious! They are beautiful! They make for, uh, a poetic contrast with the sunshine-and-candy flavor of your stories. They, hmm, enhance their literary value. And stuff.

It is the simple things that make it worth waking in the morning

[angelgazing.livejournal.com]

But. HOMEWORK. (Oh, god, I LOVED that one. I never wanted it to end. I wanted a billion words of Arthur/Eames stage!gay TRUE LOVE. So, so many hearts.)

Ahahaha THAT IS AWESOME. I think it's funniest because it's true. Disney totally sets children up for unreal expectations from reality while also KILLING ALL THE MOTHERS. And, and, basically I would just love to read that paper, okay. And I want Arthur to be charmed by Eames writing one, ok, even though he continued to argue just to argue. &boys; :D

But it is still, still never ever going to be near as awesome or adorable as you aaarrrt, omg.

Re: It is the simple things that make it worth waking in the morning

[aredblush.livejournal.com]

Homework... bleah. (so many hearts for that story! It made me want to read oldies bandom fic again! Yes, there needs to be a whole lot more words about their epic TRUE LOVE!) (ALSO, remember that time Pete said that he and Patrick lived in a castle in the clouds and their neighbours were the Care Bears? My brain is a mess of fandom clashing!)

I was a very nerdy 13 years-old /o\ BUT! Best idea ever! Now you are bound to write this fic just so you can use this idea :DDD

LIES! YOU ARE A LYING LIAR WHO SPEAKS UNTRUTHS!