write all the cliches?

[angelgazing]

Things of note:

1. I am currently trying to talk musesfool into writing a story with ALL THE CLICHES IN THE WORLD.
   
2. ... How many fanfic tropes could you fit into one story?
   
3. Shut up. I am totally not tempted to try and write all the cliches.
   
4. Though, lucky for me, jibrailis wrote The Big Sleep, which is a story where Arthur's vicious in his sleep, and Eames subdues him with petting. You guys, this is the story of my heart! Having to be stealthy to cuddle! Petting! Hating on the creeptasticness that is Edward!
   
5. \o/
   
6. Also, the awesome thing about fandom: someone else will write it so you don't have to! :DDD
   
7. Okay, so I might be considering attempting the write all the cliches.
   
8. /o\
   

Comments

[musesfool.livejournal.com]

I fear you.

[angelgazing.livejournal.com]

That is a filthy and terrible lie.

Think of it! There's all the h/c of trying to get his memory back (... you know, kind of. As much as Dick as to agree to to make Batman STFU and stop looking at him like he's one step above a date-rapist. (Even though Dick is TOTALLY A GENTLEMAN, OKAY, they only cuddle and his hands aren't the wandering ones.)) only to have Dick finally caving because he TOTALLY FELL IN LOVE WITH HIS PLATONIC BED SHARING FAKE BOYFRIEND and then he ends up MAGICALLY HEALING JASON WITH HIS COCK.

It's a story of MAGIC, Vic. A story of magic.

[musesfool.livejournal.com]

I can't go with de-aging. I'm sorry. *hands*

But I am TOTALLY ON BOARD with PLATONIC BED SHARING/FAKE BOYFRIENDS and Jay being all FRUSTRATED, like, I THOUGHT WE WERE AN ITEM, DICK! WHY ARE WE NOT DOING ANYTHING? and Bruce and Alfred giving Dick the stinkeye about the whole thing, and Dick just being like, *shrug* It makes him happy and he's not trying to kill anybody, so I'm calling it a win.

[angelgazing.livejournal.com]

That's fine, that's fine. I can see you don't really want ALL THE CLICHES. That's okay.

Because, honestly, AMNESIAC PLATONIC BED SHARING FAKE BOYFRIENDS! So, so many things I love. THEY ARE BASICALLY ACCIDENTALLY MARRIED, VIC. FAKE BOYFRIENDS HOW ARE ACCIDENTALLY MARRIED! :DD

I'm still not getting dragged into your weird masochistic new OTP though. I WANT SHINY HAPPY THINGS. GIVE ME ALL THE SHINY HAPPY THINGS.

[musesfool.livejournal.com]

I need to leave some of the cliches for you, clearly.

AMNESIAC PLATONIC BED SHARING FAKE BOYFRIENDS!

EVERY TIME I THINK ABOUT THIS IT MAKES ME SMILE A HUGE GOOFY SMILE! I have needed that a lot this week.

I'm still not getting dragged into your weird masochistic new OTP though.

I AM GIVING THIS ONE A HAPPY ENDING! IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE! *rimshot* You have to read it if I write it. Them's the RULES. I mean, it's AMNESIAC FAKE BOYFRIENDS WHO PLATONICALLY SHARE A BED! WITH PINING AND PUNCHING AND MAKEOUTS! WHY WOULDN'T YOU READ IT?

[angelgazing.livejournal.com]

EVERY TIME I THINK ABOUT THIS IT MAKES ME SMILE A HUGE GOOFY SMILE!

THAT IS BECAUSE IT IS MADE OF MAGIC AND JOY, VIC. MAGIC AND JOY. AND CAPSLOCK.

:D ::bows:: Glad I could be of service.

I'm pretty sure that short of, you know, one of those pairings that mess with my OTPs, I would read that story with just about anyone.

[musesfool.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure that short of, you know, one of those pairings that mess with my OTPs, I would read that story with just about anyone.

Well, since I will be subjecting you to it as I write it, that's good to hear.

[angelgazing.livejournal.com]

As long as you are away that I will drag you kicking and screaming away from the angst and into HAPPY FUNTIMES LAND. :D

[musesfool.livejournal.com]

I'm counting on it!

[angelgazing.livejournal.com]

It will be sweet enough to give cavities, dammit.