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angelgazing ([personal profile] angelgazing) wrote2010-04-10 11:23 pm

like celebrity death match, but with fucking

Apparently, James Gunn took a Twitter poll over celebrities you would most like to fuck. I take issue with the resulting list of winners.*

So, I've decided we need to redo this thing on LJ. Yes, yes, we do. So, tell me:

WHICH CELEBRITY WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO DO FILTHY, FILTHY THINGS TO AND/OR WITH?

I'm not asking which one you'd want to date. I'm not asking which one you want to marry. I want to know which one you want to get down and dirty with. When you're drinking an a Saturday night with friends playing Cliff, Shag and Marry** who do you always shag?

Give me photographic evidence as to why!

Ready... set... GO.




* Nobody beats Robert Downey. No. I don't believe it for a second. What the hell.

** I am totally willing to do this, too, in the comments.

[identity profile] prophetic.livejournal.com 2010-04-11 06:49 am (UTC)(link)
like celebrity death match, but with fucking

Ahahahaha!

This is a hilariously good idea, and I like you more than James Gunn (whoever he is), so I will play. I would also like to say a big fat WHOEVER SHE IS to 17 of the 26 ladies on James Gunn's most fuckable list, and second his "Where is Beyonce?" comment. Because, seriously.

So here are my choices:

3. Zoe Saldana, only not her in that ridic lingerie ad picture on James Gunn's list; more like her annoyed and tough as Uhura in Star Trek: Reboot. Like this:

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See? Annoyed. And very hot.


2. Johnny Weir, the US figure skater who, um, is probably not really into girls, but that's okay. Reality is not really what this game is about.

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His long program at the Olympics was heart-achingly beautiful and sincere. He is so lovely, and is the type of competitive person who is such a complex mixture of confidence and insecurity . . . I just adore him.

1. Gerard Way

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The quality of this picture is kind of shitty, but it's the only one I've seen that captures the encompassing quality of his smile and his eyes. This was the picture where I started to fall in love with him, I think.

/o\ Uh, okay, I didn't realize how revealing it would feel to post pictures of these people. I am the type of person who doesn't do a good job of differentiating between people who "are hot" and people whom I adore with every inch of my heart. Ugh. I hope you like the pictures?