like celebrity death match, but with fucking

[angelgazing]

Apparently, James Gunn took a Twitter poll over celebrities you would most like to fuck. I take issue with the resulting list of winners.*

So, I've decided we need to redo this thing on LJ. Yes, yes, we do. So, tell me:

WHICH CELEBRITY WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO DO FILTHY, FILTHY THINGS TO AND/OR WITH?

I'm not asking which one you'd want to date. I'm not asking which one you want to marry. I want to know which one you want to get down and dirty with. When you're drinking an a Saturday night with friends playing Cliff, Shag and Marry** who do you always shag?

Give me photographic evidence as to why!

Ready... set... GO.




* Nobody beats Robert Downey. No. I don't believe it for a second. What the hell.

** I am totally willing to do this, too, in the comments.

Comments

[imagines.livejournal.com]

I don't NEED to give you photographic evidence of RDJ. Or of a bandboy we may or may not know and love. And I'm marrying AND shagging them both because I'm fuckin' POLY, god dammit! As for cliff--eeehhh, I don't think I hate anyone enough.

YEAH, I'M BAD AT THIS GAME. I suck at playing Truth or Dare, too, because 1) I can't ever think of good dares and 2) I tell people waaay too much information whether or not I'm playing a game specifically designed for such. Uh.

[angelgazing.livejournal.com]

BUT PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE IS FUN! SEE?

[imagines.livejournal.com]

You sure are nice to me. :D

[angelgazing.livejournal.com]

I know, right? ;)



in this one, I like to pretend Jude is doing the hair pulling